Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-
Gee whiz- between the two of 'ya, neither could figue out what you were doing?
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
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- Sun Sep 22, 2002 5:51 pm
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: Can cardboard dull a knife quicker?
- Replies: 53
- Views: 24422
- Sun Sep 22, 2002 5:51 pm
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: Can cardboard dull a knife quicker?
- Replies: 53
- Views: 24422
- Sun Sep 22, 2002 5:39 pm
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: What's your favorite lube?
- Replies: 94
- Views: 33329
Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- I hereby submit that our state name be changed to Fornicalia, with the capitol moved to the base of Mt. Zoomie, to a town re-named 'Scrotum'. You can be king and tyrant, as long as I lead the advisory panel, due to my special title qualifications. As such, I advise th...
- Sun Sep 22, 2002 5:27 pm
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: So Cal Knife Show
- Replies: 20
- Views: 7357
- Sun Sep 22, 2002 5:22 pm
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: What's your favorite lube?
- Replies: 94
- Views: 33329
- Sun Sep 15, 2002 7:33 pm
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: What knife do you carry on a daily basis?
- Replies: 59
- Views: 21580
- Sun Sep 15, 2002 7:29 pm
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: This has been asked to many times before..
- Replies: 30
- Views: 12006
Greetings, Mr. Slappy- Would you like me to keep an eye out for a prosthetic leg extension for ya'? Some times a swell mannequin leg shows up here in my dumpster behind K-Mart. Would it matter if it was a left or right ?, and you might not have a choice of skin tone or gender, but hey, so what? A fr...
- Sun Sep 15, 2002 7:22 pm
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: Imitation Horn
- Replies: 3646
- Views: 1554055
Greetings, Mr. JerrBear- Liar, liar, pants on fire! If your 'z' key shows 'g', how come your pizza didn't come out as 'pigga' ? I didn't just drift ashore in a small boat, y'know. AS ever, Your ol' pal, Wally J. Corpse P.S. The fine citizens of Elko send thier sympathy for your choice of trailer hom...
- Sun Sep 15, 2002 7:13 pm
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: Starting a collection
- Replies: 8
- Views: 4025
- Sun Sep 15, 2002 12:20 am
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: Throwing Down of the Gauntlet
- Replies: 38
- Views: 13188
Greetings, Mr. Ray- Say, there, you got in a couple of shots on me whilst I wasn't looking, 'eh? Good for you. I always prefer that the punishee volunteer for his reward. I will have to turn my ever vigilant wooden eye towards you, but only after I've finished with Mr. JerrBear. In the meantime, you...
- Sun Sep 15, 2002 12:01 am
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: Starting a collection
- Replies: 8
- Views: 4025
- Sat Sep 14, 2002 4:23 am
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: One Year Today
- Replies: 13
- Views: 5677
In The Shuffling Madness-
Greetings, Mr. Vagrant- I am honored that you might consider my derailed train of thought as of interest. I have an opinion on the subject matter, but, as of now, must delay my soliloquy, as I am very busy with my new job, on job release program. Which is also the reason that I haven't been able to ...
- Sat Sep 14, 2002 4:08 am
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: Pink acrylic handles
- Replies: 75
- Views: 24215
We Understand, We Understand-
Greetings, Mr. JerrBear- Now you've crossed the grudge program entry line! The soothing sounds of massive power Blue Oyster Cult guitar sardoniscism is all that prevents me now from slipping onto your excluded Fresnoid imaginary beachfront property and sending an API A.K. round through the grill of ...
- Sat Sep 14, 2002 3:48 am
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: FAQ for taking care of the knife
- Replies: 28
- Views: 13089
Greetings, Mr. Gort- Mr. Pheen, you say? I wonder if he was the anesthethist for that involuntary procedure they volunteered me into. Sometimes it's hard to remeber what I forgot. Most of the inflictors wear masks and gloves, anyways, so you can never be sure of who's deleting your prescious memorie...
- Sat Sep 14, 2002 3:38 am
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: Throwing Down of the Gauntlet
- Replies: 38
- Views: 13188
Greetings, Mr. Paladin Of The Blade- I strongly urge you to ditch the 'arthas' nameoid, as it does not carry the weight of distinction that you deserve, now that your back on the Wally ol' pal register. It reeks of the sound that might waft out the aft of granny as she bends over to pick up a bingo ...