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Greetings, Legion Of Fan- One of our ol' pals herein, Mr. Doofus Emeritus, is in a period of mourning for the passing of his hero, the guitarist in ABBA... Eye think that we can all agree that Bonzo should give a moment of silence before resuming his rectal kazoo marching rendition of "Dancing Queen...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Rumors hazzit that I was sorely missed herein these hollowed halls...Not to worry, eye was just busy honing mine skills AS an expert procrastinator, because we all know that any do that needs an ing is best done somewhat later...I almost practically have succeded, AS I was ...

Greetings, Mr. Natcherly-

Aha! Congratulations on surviving another elliptical Sol orbit! AS one of the best ol' pals, your presence is routinely tolerated.
So, in order to celebrate, please follow the sage wit of the Star of Ringo, and act...…..

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-

Thanks again for mine sharp toys. I routinely rattle the cane saber whilst I am on duty at can/gummy procurement, whilst OTF in front pocket, ready to DA at will.

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Ah yes, eye have survived another trip from the inner mind to the outer limits. some ups, and some with syndromes of downs. Most noticeable down was another ambulance trip from mine fatal hobby, COPD. Whilst admitted, the doctors gave me an IV solution that caused a sore sw...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Science guy rumor hazzit that this evening, 1/12/23, just before and after midnight, for the first time in 50,000 years, a comet will pass into our visual range. It is said that it will be a green glowing eye in the sky, visible just above northeastern horizon here in Forni...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- The loss of another guitar hero is upon our sadness. His "Where Were You ?" was in the soundtrack of mine life's adventures. Eye saw him in concerts, the best of which was- Jeff Beck, Boston, and Heart from 2nd row center aisle seat in Rhode Island for $6.50. Highlight of e...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Not quite Living In The Past...Happy and I'm smiling walk 3 miles to dink your daughter...while others shout of war's disasters!! Time to bring it to the top again, a classic offed topic of note, complete with the clever words of wit and less, and mayhaps impetus to re-reve...

Greetings, Mr. Sammy the blade- Golly, ye seem a wee bit melancholy or colicky this day. Some peers dis then re-app, all a part of the waning and waxing of orbits and nethers, eh? Rest ASsured that eye have no intended minus me from here any time soon. You can almost practically count on your ol' pa...

Greetings Legion Of Fan- Earlier this day, a seismic event to the Richter scale of 6.0 tremored in the north of SF. Eye neither saw nor felt any entertaining earth movements. I have always enjoyed a nice quake, and have some fine roofing tales of madness AS related. Rumored has it that our own ol' p...

Greetings, Mr. Bill Deshivs-

Congratulations on surviving another elliptical Sol orbit. Your legion of fans demand that you continue to do so.
AS your euphoriant advisor, eye recommend that you lay down some thunderous bass lines to announce your self presents.

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse

Greetings, Mr. sammy the blade-

What your tf is is this: The catchy phrase of 'yute' was cast forth in judicial query by the ex Herman Munster guy to My Cousin Vinny AS a linguistic term.

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse

Greetings, Mr. Natcherly- Whilst travelling en -route from the police state to Ft. Gordon, Georgia AS a family send off for my older brother's US government sending to scenic Vietnam, we went through the DC monument tourism monuments, an impressive somber event. However, a much more happy WJC advent...

Greetings, Mr. gravknife- Thanks for your reply. I have posted other Elder Mr. Corpse WW!! episodes in Off Topic, titles: Tommie Guns, Timing Is the Key, Smoke Rings, Eye, Great Balls Of Fire, Surprise Ending, and Gifts From Above. All told to me first hand, and supported by records. On a side note ...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Let us take a somber moment to reflect upon today's anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack day of infamy which awoke the sleeping giant unto war. Mine Sainted Dad joined the legions of enlistments to thwart the Japanese evil empire, giving them their just rewards of a later...