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Mr. Gort,

I think it is Zerk, like Jerk.

Wally the Jerk,
Whipped out his Dirk,
Trimmed up his Zerk,
And now it don't Werk!

He's also hell on blow-up dolls.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Mr. Corpse,

Now thats an idea. I wonder how many cans Coor's could sell if they could put a disposable Rizzuto clone in each 12 pack? That way, you could play with something else on the way back to the hospital every night.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Besides, I would never want to pick a fight with my ol' pal Mr. Vagrant. He puts hot sauce on everything, like me. Bonz & Vagrant, So when was the last time you guys put hot sauce on a chocolate eclair? How about on a banana split? How about on your morning bowl of Captain Crunch? Just curious ... ...

Mr. ray, I talked to the mutt, and he agreed to give up his swastika arm patch and join you on the all American crusade. He will not however, give up his 9MM Luger and Guardian. It only cost me a case of Beck's. He'll be on the northbound train tommorrow. He's traveling incognito, so you won't reco...

I thought about putting Bonz and Vagrant on the poll too, but everybody on this forum gets along so well, and with their strong Republican tendencies I was afraid they would "go negative" against each other and there would be a bloodbath. Mr. Hollowdweller, I would beg to differ on that one, as Mr....

Mr. Corpse, My dearly departed Dad didn't give the proper 2 weeks notice either. Instead, my dear brother found him in his silver streak camp runamok camper trailer thingy. A few days later, the funeral director said, 'That'l be $4,500 boy's', then I politely chimed in, 'how much to cremate?' After ...

Mr. ray, Ah! Lurking in the shadows, huh, my furry mole friend. Sorry if I brought up the 'Milano' secret so soon, but, well, with all this Coor's flowing, what the hell! I have Herr Schultz almost trained perfectly with these Rizzuto's now. If I hold up a REAL one, he barfs. If I hold up a clone, h...

Mr. Hollowdweller,

I'm not voting. As you know, I live in commie California, where votes don't count, but Mr. Tiny gets the thumb's up.

How come Mr. Vagrant's name wasn't on the list DAMMIT!

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Mr. Chooch, You need to fill your case with CHEAP knives first, so it look's like you're a better collector than Wally, then sell them off to unsuspecting dolt's (Wally), make your profit, and put some real knives in the case as you go! It's easy! Just ask Ray. He has now graduated from 100 Rizutto ...

Mr. Joint-Man,

The last 5 word's of your post accurately describes my metal (or mental) knowledge as well. How do you do it?

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Try Bernard Levine's website http://www.knife-expert.com

The last I checked, which was about a year ago, he was up to date until 1995 or 96.

Good Luck.


Best Regard's,

Bonz

If I recall correctly we have always said express shipping is the only way to go. Should we discontinue giving that advise? [edit if necessary] Mr. Vagrant, You are correct, but I think 'Express' was as far as it went. Maybe I'll throw in a bag of 'Tim's Cascade' Jalapeno chips with that 'After Dea...

Mr. The Falcon,

Gee, all I want to do is discuss knife selection and technique over tea with the bloke.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Mr. The Falcon, Hmmm, I think Mr. Gort was comparing his 'Zirc' to an earthly non-skinned projectile capable of inflicting mass amounts of 'happy at the time' deseases upon what Wally calls, the unwashed masses. If however you are wrong, then maybe I'll have Mr. Gort beam me up to show the ET's how ...

Bonz, You wrote "knives, guns, cars, motorcycles, fishing etc..." No wonder I like to hang out here! Jim Mr. Jim D, Well, I was going to mention the mating habits of the Tibetan Yak's, but I thought that might be pushing it a little too far. Mr. BennytheBlade, Please, don't talk about strippers. Wh...