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by Wally J. Corpse
Thu Sep 14, 2023 4:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 8038 Days Ago-
Replies: 1
Views: 5465

8038 Days Ago-

Greetings All- That many days expired since the '9/11' terrorist attacks. I'm fairly sure that this week, many here among us recall where we were when we saw the news...the video footage was succinctly graphic enough to enrage us US… Somewhat later, USN Seal Team Six found to capture osama hiding in...
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Aug 28, 2023 4:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness...
Replies: 26
Views: 13409

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness...

Greetings, Mr. jim d - At one time in space, eye too was beset by an unauthorized invasion of rodentii in the garage...AS you obviously observed, the mice tend to avoid the traditional mousetrap, likely some ancestral hereditary trait since a clever rascal, William C. Hooker, invented same in 1894.....
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: "Here's the Story"...
Replies: 19
Views: 8945

Re: "Here's the Story"...

Mr. JerkyK25- Adrienne was certainly protrudingly noticeable, too bad she couldn't escape and her thing got all swampy.. Eye have a lisdt of celebreties eye have interacted with, containing even those who en-autographed me prior to security escort, including-Alvin Lee, Duane Eddy, Hunter S. Thompson...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness...
Replies: 26
Views: 13409

Roofing Tales Of Madness...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Herein, to follow, is another excerpt for your erp… This one is entitled "Scurry" There I Was, one daylit day, circa 1980, happily splashing away with mine hot tar mop, installed an old legend- ( "Split Sheet", wherein the 3ft. wide roll had a longitudinal delineation betwe...
by Wally J. Corpse
Thu Jul 06, 2023 6:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Risk Vs. Reward...
Replies: 2
Views: 4694

Risk Vs. Reward...

Greetings, Legion of Fan- There I Was.. I was surprised to see a noticeably large arachnid on the floor of the bathroom I'm allowed in. Apparently one of those 'wolf' type spiders, easily over an inch plus leg spans...I spun off a few sheets of double quilted TP, and attempted to quell the invasion ...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Jun 27, 2023 3:58 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: "Here's the Story"...
Replies: 19
Views: 8945

Re: "Here's the Story"...

Greetings, Mr. Natcherly- During that show's run of popular, I was more interested in - the Outer Limits, the Twilight Zone, and the Inner Sanctum, however I have seen enough Brady Bunch to fuel a captive mockery of Bobby...the only one who was having a thing with Mrs. Brady was Greg, because, even ...
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Jun 26, 2023 5:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: "Here's the Story"...
Replies: 19
Views: 8945

"Here's the Story"...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Now that the theme song has arisen from thy TV memory archives- Here's the story- once upon a time, circa 1980, I had occasion to meet the kid that played Bobby Brady...(It's the story of a man named Brady, who was busy with three boys of his own..) Anyways, this could also...
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Sad Passing...
Replies: 17
Views: 8109

Re: Sad Passing...

Greetings, Mr. Sammy the blade- While I appreciate your offer of home dictating, I feel that there is one more qualified than eye, our own "king and tyrant " motto guy, Doofus Emeritus. My skillset would almost practically be useful AS the assistant assistant to the Secretary of Sarcasm.. AS ever, Y...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Jun 20, 2023 4:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Sad Passing...
Replies: 17
Views: 8109

Re: Sad Passing...

Greetings, Mr. sammy the blade- Evidence shows that, once again, we were talking about naught and nothing...some k25 wanna be a jerk has exceedingly verbiosed the goofy ABBA thread into a wasteland of apathy.. AS ever, Your ol' pal, Wally J. Corpse P.S. Eye see that you have decided to cast your lot...
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:09 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Imitation Horn
Replies: 3645
Views: 1519925

Re: Imitation Horn

Greetings, Mr. Sammy the blade- AS a voluntary recipient of black and white TV comedies, I can synopsize that Mayor Stoner finally authorized a mandate to have Deputy Fife send his lone bullet halfway through Goober's ' head', a sentence decreed by 'Ange', the Justice of the Peace due to his silly h...
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Jun 14, 2023 5:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Sad Passing...
Replies: 17
Views: 8109

Re: Sad Passing...

Greetings, Mr. jerkyk25- It has taken me 8while to accumulate the feigned interest in replying to your reply, to wit: the entire gist of this way off topic topic was an ongoing banter betwixt me and Bonzo in order to award ridicule to those that ABBAplied for it. there's nothing serious about it, ex...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri May 12, 2023 8:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Sad Passing...
Replies: 17
Views: 8109

Re: Sad Passing...

Greetings, Mr. jerryk25- AS it is your wont to ramble on, I shall try to answer your queries on a lined up by line basis...it's only a code language if'n you persist in being unawares. It's obvious that you can't get a grip if you don't see that sarcasm and humor are correct responses. The factoid o...
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:31 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: OMG! I made a pink knife!
Replies: 16
Views: 2481

Re: OMG! I made a pink knife!

Greetings, Mr. tr4252- Nice pinkie! Perfect for the her to poke you to attention... Now that you have unquestioned yourself's abilities, perhaps you could delve into the R&D, then bladesmithing of the "Doofus Emeritus Commemorative Knife", pink scaling fine, but the true recognition honor would be t...
by Wally J. Corpse
Sun Apr 16, 2023 6:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Sad Passing...
Replies: 17
Views: 8109

Re: Sad Passing...

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Gee, that's a rather tame riposte, even for you...I guess that your wails of sobbing having diluted your menses... RE: the lottery- eye just won $5.00 on a scratcher! I can send it to you to help your funding efforts to acquire a t-shirt from your favorite hero, Dr. P...
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Sad Passing...
Replies: 17
Views: 8109

Sad Passing...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- One of our ol' pals herein, Mr. Doofus Emeritus, is in a period of mourning for the passing of his hero, the guitarist in ABBA... Eye think that we can all agree that Bonzo should give a moment of silence before resuming his rectal kazoo marching rendition of "Dancing Queen...