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by Bonzo
Sat Jan 15, 2022 3:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy Birthday Natcherly!
Replies: 10
Views: 1420

Re: Happy Birthday Natcherly!

Mr. Natcherly,

A late happy birthday! Hope things are getting better in The City.

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat Nov 27, 2021 5:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy 246th birthday, USMC
Replies: 2
Views: 1213

Re: Happy 246th birthday, USMC

Mr. FTP, Dad was soon to be shipped to Korea not long after that conflict broke out, and my grandparents in fear of losing their last son (my uncle, 1st Marine Div. was KIA on Okinawa), petitioned the Marine Corp. commandant and put a stop to Dad going overseas. A good thing, as most his buddies wer...
by Bonzo
Sat Nov 27, 2021 4:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What else do you collect?
Replies: 26
Views: 4776

Re: What else do you collect?

Mr. Bill, Aside from the guns and knives I adroitly covet, I have been collecting these vintage lead toy soldiers. Some of these, my Dad actually played with during the depression, and passed on to me. This is an old pic, as I probably have triple whats shown. The flag bearers are my favorite ones a...
by Bonzo
Sat Nov 27, 2021 4:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I hope this isn't perceived as offensive.
Replies: 10
Views: 1595

Re: I hope this isn't perceived as offensive.

Mr. FTP,

Does this mean I don't have to buy anything for Wally for christmas? I was kinda eyeballing that stuffed Eel down at the taxidermist...

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Mon Aug 23, 2021 10:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Wally J. Corpse Cartoon
Replies: 9
Views: 1886

Re: Wally J. Corpse Cartoon

Mr. Natcherly, It was under Wally's watchful droopy eye that I hefted the first 11" kris swinger. As I recall, after I handed it back, he quickly deployed the blade to make sure I didn't pull the ol quick switcheroonie (the fake rizzy was in my pocket). My latest mission to the Corpse mole-farm earl...
by Bonzo
Mon Aug 23, 2021 2:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: KAMELTOE CHALLENGE! WIN A RIZZY CLONE! WOW!
Replies: 38
Views: 21194

Re: KAMELTOE CHALLENGE! WIN A RIZZY CLONE! WOW!

Ladies, Fish, and Gentlemen,

Things are heating up in the failure dept. with Joke Xiden. Looks like Luke is on the bubble. My best guess is Joke might last another 6 months while he primes and lubes Kameltoe for the challenge. Stay tuned...


Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat May 08, 2021 3:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness...
Replies: 3
Views: 1041

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness...

Mr. Corpse,

Hmm..., wonder what could have been accomplished with some red plutonium...

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat May 08, 2021 3:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I'm heading back to Tijuana in my new-to-me Jag.
Replies: 1
Views: 759

Re: I'm heading back to Tijuana in my new-to-me Jag.

Mr. FTP,

Just send me a PM when you think you might head back.

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat May 08, 2021 3:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I am a Grand Father !
Replies: 10
Views: 1716

Re: I am a Grand Father !

Mr. Tom,

Welcome to the wonderful world of grandparentdom. I have 7, with another due June 1st. I love them to pieces. Congratulations on the little miracle, she's a beauty.

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness...
Replies: 10
Views: 1898

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness...

Mr. Corpse,

I’d say that could give a different meaning to a, rear ender...


Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Tue Apr 27, 2021 1:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I just put a $1000.00 down payment on a 1997 Jaguar XJ6L (X330)!
Replies: 24
Views: 4054

Re: I just put a $1000.00 down payment on a 1997 Jaguar XJ6L (X330)!

Mr. FTP,

If you do head south, make a short detour my way. I have a few fishtails for sale.

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Tue Apr 27, 2021 1:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: There Are Many Here Among Us...
Replies: 37
Views: 5923

Re: There Are Many Here Among Us...

Mr. Jim D,

I sold Missaman a knife shortly before his demise, and he was living in Baltimore, or that’s where I sent it anyway.

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Tue Apr 27, 2021 1:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness...
Replies: 10
Views: 1898

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness...

Mr. Corpse, Was in my hotel room in SF a few years back, and on the local news some gal was interviewing the owner of a smut shop that sported a large display of adult toys. She asked the guy if he considered the toys offensive to women. “Offensive?” he said, “The majority of my customers are women”...
by Bonzo
Sun Apr 11, 2021 3:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness
Replies: 2
Views: 1018

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness

Mr. Corpse, The winds, were you at the 4-Winds Bar that blustery day while your roof took the roller coaster ride? Just to the north of Mt. Zoomies rock strewn slopes, lies the sleepy hamlet of Weed, a lumber town founded by Abner Weed for it's close proximity to the vast forests of conifers, but al...
by Bonzo
Mon Apr 05, 2021 4:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness
Replies: 14
Views: 2276

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness

jim d, wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:53 pm Hey Bonz,

I think Terry has proven himself to be quite adept at buying knives and guns :lol:

Jim
Mr. Jim D,

And that, is a good thing.

Best regards,

Bonz