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Mr. Spotlight Kid, Reminds me of the time when I scored 100 blotter sugar cubes. Hmmm, put them under a black light and Wah-Lah! You get to see the strongest doses. Too bad the unsuspecting buyers didn't know I scored the creme-de-la-crop. My dentist is still living on my cavity retirement contribut...

Jim Brass is also self-lubricating (like bearings), and will not rust and bind the blade closed. Steel is harder, but can "gall" with the blade. With stainless and proper lubrication, these points are probably moot. I prefer brass or nickel silver, but stainless is OK, too! Bill DeShivs Mr. Bill, I...

Mr. JerrBeer,

As you know, I did not create that avatar. I just stole it from some unfortunate schmuk and gave it to another. It does however, have a resemblence to my daughters boyfriend (another turd in the pond).

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Mr. Stagnut,

The shows don't come to you my friend, you have to go to the show. The deals that are made can be very reasonable, and in most cases, pay your expenses rather than buying these puppies online.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Hollowdweller, I believe Wally is already on a number of "hit" lists. The last time I went to the 7-11 there was a pile of flyers: "Wanted Wally J. Corpse, Wanted Dead or Alive or Mangled, Reward - Imitation Horn Stiletto, Call 1-800-DEADMAN." Mr. The Falcon, I saw this one the other day at the pos...

Mr. Corpse, If my ever present brain flatuation serves me right, the Billy Butt Brush was also pawned off as a Oral B. Even with a healthy dose of Pepsodent, it still tasted like shit. It reminds me of when my big brother made me figure out which themometer is the rectal one. I will get even. Best R...

jim d, wrote:Bonz,

I've been using the "automatic insertion" feature on my wife for nearly 23 years.

Jim

Mr. Jim D,

What? Can't ya just make her beg for it once in a while?

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Jim, What I should have said is that your collection without a Godfather will have a gaping hole in it similar to many back doors that can be found in San Francisco, Key West, Provincetown, etc. Mr. GreyBlade, I'll be hanging with Wally next month in SF for the Amazing Blue Oyster Cult. I'll rememb...

Mr. ray, And it's only one of a kind, but Grumpy Old Bill said he doesn't collect customs. I was hoping to off it on him first, so here it is, in all its splendour and glory. Wally even gave me a custom display case. Says something like Dom Perigon on it. Hey, don't worry about the wine bottles anym...

Mr. Chooch, Sorry if things got a little off topic there. I have this beautiful custom swing, hand crafted by non other than the dead guy himself. This one should be at the top of the list. Make me an offer, I'll give you first shot, or I'll put it on BA. I have to catch Wally in SF next month, and ...

Okay, I'm stayin' out of this one... religon is too controversial! I respect everyones choice of Religon but it doesn't mean I'm going to join Amensty International and fight Saddum with clip boards, or oppose the death penalty for Pre-Mediated murderes with concerate evidence or wartime crimes, bu...

Mr. Corpse, It was the pint's of blood that made the sale. You should know, it was in the 3rd chapter of your manual, 'O+Positive=Positive $'. Always good for a vintage bottle of 12-31-02 Ripple. What's this I hear of a cardboard shortage at K-Mart? I'll send Herr Schultz down to keep ya warm, that ...

Mr. Corpse,

Only an idiot would look for a quarter on the floor while a dime is on the table.


Mr. The Falcon,

You might have something there. She can circumsize an elephant from 40 paces. I'll take away Ray's glasses and point his way. That should do it.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

They were from Vestal, N.Y., not only the world's nexus of rubber footwear, but also the breeding grounds of rentalable, re-useable virgins. Mr. Corpse, That reminds me of my sister in-law. Every guy she takes to bed thinks shes a virgin, until a few days later of course, when the burn sets in. You...

Mr. Jim D, Was that a 'Pink & Gold' Godfather by chance? Well, whatever you say about 'Sodom by the Seas' and the 'Brown Spots of the Keys', I would never take offense. How anyone could possibly yearn for the 'non-poon & no womb' is quite beyond my comprehension. Go ahead ol' pal, say what you want....