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by Bonzo
Mon Aug 01, 2022 3:23 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-
Replies: 106
Views: 91346

Re: A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-

Mr. Sammy, Most roadkill in my area doesn't last long with the scavengers and such, except for the skunks. They tend to get flattened out and crispyfied on the asphalt. Would you like me to send a few? You could use it to cover that bald spot, or bend it in half and fill it with your favorite Jill B...
by Bonzo
Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-
Replies: 106
Views: 91346

Re: A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-

Mr. Corpse, Old man time has certainly put a dent in these sacred pages. Although I was graying somewhat 20 years ago, it has completely taken over. I certainly pray the 4th of July will never die here in the states, and thanks for send me this little pic for reminding me of some swell past times. 7...
by Bonzo
Sat Jun 04, 2022 10:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: It was 20 years ago today...
Replies: 22
Views: 3423

Re: It was 20 years ago today...

Mr. Jim D,

Same date for me as well, Wally too. That was the day we graduated from the old Italpro forum. Amazing this format has hung in there that long.

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat Jun 04, 2022 10:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 2 Score Ago...
Replies: 6
Views: 1013

Re: 2 Score Ago...

Mr. Corpse,

Gee whiz, you actually spent your only dollar on the claw at the pizza joint? If I recall correctly, you once bragged about having XL stamped on your size small condoms...

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat Apr 16, 2022 2:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Eye Miss...
Replies: 7
Views: 1232

Re: Eye Miss...

Mr. Corpse,

Looks like you found your droopy eye once again. Now you can self examine the cavity in your only tooth without the hefty dentist fee...

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat Apr 02, 2022 2:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Fools Of The First
Replies: 6
Views: 1101

Re: Fools Of The First

P.S. Rumor hazzit that Doofus Emeritus will, AS usual, be leading the Mt. Zoomie rectal kazoo marching band, but this year, all will be wearing the stylish scented bedpan hats from his personal large collection. Mr. Corpse, The scented part of the bedpan keeps them from falling off my head. I need ...
by Bonzo
Sat Mar 05, 2022 4:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I plan on heading back to Tijuana next month.
Replies: 19
Views: 2758

Re: I plan on heading back to Tijuana next month.

Mr. Fishtail, If it isn't much trouble, please grab a pair of these Air Bidens for me. It's going to be a surprise present for my ol' pal Wally, as he will be the leader of the rectal kazoo marching band in the upcoming gay pride parade. Looks like one size fits all? Keep me posted on availability. ...
by Bonzo
Sat Feb 12, 2022 3:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ASk the Mask
Replies: 46
Views: 6158

Re: ASk the Mask

The "who hurt you" and "you just haven't found the right one" arguments are patently absurd. I have tried no less than five, count them, five times. The concept of an "equitable" marriage is pure fantasy. Women are looking for a man to support them and finance their personal "lifestyle" while expec...
by Bonzo
Sun Feb 06, 2022 4:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ASk the Mask
Replies: 46
Views: 6158

Re: ASk the Mask

I do not trust the feminine gender. Their motives have been socially corrupted since the mid-1950s. They are painted "lily-white" while 95-99% of their motives are mercenary in nature. I prefer animals to women They are honest and their love is unconditional. I like cats and will tolerate dogs. Fem...
by Bonzo
Sat Jan 29, 2022 4:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ASk the Mask
Replies: 46
Views: 6158

Re: ASk the Mask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCJtXhAVYSk In the long run, you are "renting" an escort. When you become part of a "couple" YOU are responsible for the emotional, financial, and physical aspect of EVERYTHING! Why? BECAUSE SHE AND HER ATTORNEYS SAY SO. Mr. FTP, I certainly understand the frustratio...
by Bonzo
Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ASk the Mask
Replies: 46
Views: 6158

Re: ASk the Mask

Mr. Fishtailpicklock,

A very complex subject I must say. Since I no longer drink alcoholic beverages due to a medical condition, this would be the suggested solution to the worlds swinging dicks...
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Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ASk the Mask
Replies: 46
Views: 6158

Re: ASk the Mask

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Gee, thanks for the swell suggestion that eye further antagonize the her with your pantie apparel expertise/idea. I betcha that you were very popular with the wrestling team after the coach told you to wear your cup with the opening facing outwards! AS ever, Your ol'...
by Bonzo
Sat Jan 15, 2022 4:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ASk the Mask
Replies: 46
Views: 6158

Re: ASk the Mask

Mr. Corpse, My employers are huge mask fans and Brandon supporters who grovel at the feet of Gavin Newsome. Pretty rediculous I might say, but they pay me really well, and I generally ignore their politics. Why just the other day the big boss came into my office for a chat, with mask on of course, a...
by Bonzo
Sat Jan 15, 2022 3:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy Birthday, Jim D!
Replies: 13
Views: 1570

Re: Happy Birthday, Jim D!

Mr. Jim D,

A belated happy birthday to you!

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat Jan 15, 2022 3:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy Birthday portlandmike!
Replies: 10
Views: 1434

Re: Happy Birthday portlandmike!

Mr. PortlandMike,

Happy Birthday no matter how late it is. Looks like OKCA has the April show scheduled in Eugene this year. Hope to see you there.

Best regards,

Bonz