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- Mon Aug 01, 2022 3:23 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-
- Replies: 106
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Re: A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-
Mr. Sammy, Most roadkill in my area doesn't last long with the scavengers and such, except for the skunks. They tend to get flattened out and crispyfied on the asphalt. Would you like me to send a few? You could use it to cover that bald spot, or bend it in half and fill it with your favorite Jill B...
- Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:40 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-
- Replies: 106
- Views: 91346
Re: A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-
Mr. Corpse, Old man time has certainly put a dent in these sacred pages. Although I was graying somewhat 20 years ago, it has completely taken over. I certainly pray the 4th of July will never die here in the states, and thanks for send me this little pic for reminding me of some swell past times. 7...
- Sat Jun 04, 2022 10:27 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: It was 20 years ago today...
- Replies: 22
- Views: 3423
Re: It was 20 years ago today...
Mr. Jim D,
Same date for me as well, Wally too. That was the day we graduated from the old Italpro forum. Amazing this format has hung in there that long.
Best regards,
Bonz
Same date for me as well, Wally too. That was the day we graduated from the old Italpro forum. Amazing this format has hung in there that long.
Best regards,
Bonz
- Sat Jun 04, 2022 10:18 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: 2 Score Ago...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1013
Re: 2 Score Ago...
Mr. Corpse,
Gee whiz, you actually spent your only dollar on the claw at the pizza joint? If I recall correctly, you once bragged about having XL stamped on your size small condoms...
Best regards,
Bonz
Gee whiz, you actually spent your only dollar on the claw at the pizza joint? If I recall correctly, you once bragged about having XL stamped on your size small condoms...
Best regards,
Bonz
- Sat Apr 16, 2022 2:59 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Eye Miss...
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1232
Re: Eye Miss...
Mr. Corpse,
Looks like you found your droopy eye once again. Now you can self examine the cavity in your only tooth without the hefty dentist fee...
Best regards,
Bonz
Looks like you found your droopy eye once again. Now you can self examine the cavity in your only tooth without the hefty dentist fee...
Best regards,
Bonz
- Sat Apr 02, 2022 2:25 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Fools Of The First
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1101
Re: Fools Of The First
P.S. Rumor hazzit that Doofus Emeritus will, AS usual, be leading the Mt. Zoomie rectal kazoo marching band, but this year, all will be wearing the stylish scented bedpan hats from his personal large collection. Mr. Corpse, The scented part of the bedpan keeps them from falling off my head. I need ...
- Sat Mar 05, 2022 4:28 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: I plan on heading back to Tijuana next month.
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2758
Re: I plan on heading back to Tijuana next month.
Mr. Fishtail, If it isn't much trouble, please grab a pair of these Air Bidens for me. It's going to be a surprise present for my ol' pal Wally, as he will be the leader of the rectal kazoo marching band in the upcoming gay pride parade. Looks like one size fits all? Keep me posted on availability. ...
- Sat Feb 12, 2022 3:59 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: ASk the Mask
- Replies: 46
- Views: 6158
Re: ASk the Mask
The "who hurt you" and "you just haven't found the right one" arguments are patently absurd. I have tried no less than five, count them, five times. The concept of an "equitable" marriage is pure fantasy. Women are looking for a man to support them and finance their personal "lifestyle" while expec...
- Sun Feb 06, 2022 4:50 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: ASk the Mask
- Replies: 46
- Views: 6158
Re: ASk the Mask
I do not trust the feminine gender. Their motives have been socially corrupted since the mid-1950s. They are painted "lily-white" while 95-99% of their motives are mercenary in nature. I prefer animals to women They are honest and their love is unconditional. I like cats and will tolerate dogs. Fem...
- Sat Jan 29, 2022 4:08 pm
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- Topic: ASk the Mask
- Replies: 46
- Views: 6158
Re: ASk the Mask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCJtXhAVYSk In the long run, you are "renting" an escort. When you become part of a "couple" YOU are responsible for the emotional, financial, and physical aspect of EVERYTHING! Why? BECAUSE SHE AND HER ATTORNEYS SAY SO. Mr. FTP, I certainly understand the frustratio...
- Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:19 pm
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- Topic: ASk the Mask
- Replies: 46
- Views: 6158
Re: ASk the Mask
Mr. Fishtailpicklock,
A very complex subject I must say. Since I no longer drink alcoholic beverages due to a medical condition, this would be the suggested solution to the worlds swinging dicks... Best regards,
Bonz
A very complex subject I must say. Since I no longer drink alcoholic beverages due to a medical condition, this would be the suggested solution to the worlds swinging dicks... Best regards,
Bonz
- Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:07 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: ASk the Mask
- Replies: 46
- Views: 6158
Re: ASk the Mask
Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Gee, thanks for the swell suggestion that eye further antagonize the her with your pantie apparel expertise/idea. I betcha that you were very popular with the wrestling team after the coach told you to wear your cup with the opening facing outwards! AS ever, Your ol'...
- Sat Jan 15, 2022 4:04 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: ASk the Mask
- Replies: 46
- Views: 6158
Re: ASk the Mask
Mr. Corpse, My employers are huge mask fans and Brandon supporters who grovel at the feet of Gavin Newsome. Pretty rediculous I might say, but they pay me really well, and I generally ignore their politics. Why just the other day the big boss came into my office for a chat, with mask on of course, a...
- Sat Jan 15, 2022 3:49 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Happy Birthday, Jim D!
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1570
Re: Happy Birthday, Jim D!
Mr. Jim D,
A belated happy birthday to you!
Best regards,
Bonz
A belated happy birthday to you!
Best regards,
Bonz
- Sat Jan 15, 2022 3:46 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Happy Birthday portlandmike!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1434
Re: Happy Birthday portlandmike!
Mr. PortlandMike,
Happy Birthday no matter how late it is. Looks like OKCA has the April show scheduled in Eugene this year. Hope to see you there.
Best regards,
Bonz
Happy Birthday no matter how late it is. Looks like OKCA has the April show scheduled in Eugene this year. Hope to see you there.
Best regards,
Bonz