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by Bonzo
Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:38 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: aFLICKtion addiction
Replies: 39
Views: 12249

The Falcon wrote:God doesn't force anyone to give, unlike the IRS.
Mr. The Falcon,

Some people refuse to forgive no matter what. Seems like the same crowd that doesn't appreciate the civil war results of well over 138 years ago feels the same way towards Trent Lott. Amazing, isn't it.

Best Regard's,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:29 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: News From Washington
Replies: 8
Views: 2732

Mr. ray, Sure, I'll send Herr Schultz up on the snowball express to check you out, but first, he's checking out candidate Janet Reno to see if it's really true. The boys at the lab are checking the DNA of Larry, Curley and Moe to see if they can be cloned for the 3 wise men job. Oh shit! Diane Fines...
by Bonzo
Tue Dec 17, 2002 1:29 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Imitation Horn
Replies: 3646
Views: 1555172

Light sabers are the OTF of future tech, and they sound like a slow opening switchblade of light. Pretty cool, hugh! From a switchblade with a laser? Mr. Gort, Maybe a laser sighting device could adapted to these switchblades, that way, the laser will help diect the blade into the flesh with more a...
by Bonzo
Tue Dec 17, 2002 1:03 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: aFLICKtion addiction
Replies: 39
Views: 12249

Mr. Gort, Quite an interesting view, if I may say. You have hit mighty close to the mark. All I ever wanted to hear was the truth, but instead all I ever heard was 'dig deep'. The way these prime-time preachers put it, you'd think God lives under a bridge somewhere. Jerry Falwell is now taking Visa ...
by Bonzo
Mon Dec 16, 2002 10:15 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: News From Washington
Replies: 8
Views: 2732

News From Washington

Hot off the press: The United States Supreme Court has ruled there will be no nativity scence in Washington DC this year. It has nothing to do with religion or constitutional issues the court said. The problem is they cannot find 3 wise men and a virgin in the Washington DC area. They have found how...
by Bonzo
Mon Dec 16, 2002 6:29 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: aFLICKtion addiction
Replies: 39
Views: 12249

Mr. Joint-Man,

Sorry if I gave you that impression, but no, I'm not. I just have a problem with organized religions.

Best Regard's,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sun Dec 15, 2002 6:03 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: aFLICKtion addiction
Replies: 39
Views: 12249

Teddy wrote:Mr. Bonzo

In that case i'm deeply religious..........I also have faith....I firmly believe that all governments are assholes :wink:
Mr. Teddy,

I'll drink to that!

Best Regard's,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sun Dec 15, 2002 6:00 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: London knife crackdown
Replies: 46
Views: 15054

Mr Bonzo And quite right too.........as the great man said.....a government in fear of it's people is a good thing....a people in fear of the government is not. Power to the people :D Mr. Teddy, Hitler said the worst thing a government could do, was to let the subjected people carry arm's. I once w...
by Bonzo
Sun Dec 15, 2002 5:49 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: aFLICKtion addiction
Replies: 39
Views: 12249

Mr Bonzo Being a devout atheist and about as far away from being diplomatic as it's possible to get, I avoid religious topics.....there's little doubt though that JC's existance is responsible for the event known as christmas....however inaccurate the actual date.....so I blame him and him alone fo...
by Bonzo
Sun Dec 15, 2002 5:09 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Where's Wally?
Replies: 15
Views: 5870

Gentlemen,

Mr. Corpse will feel honored when upon his triumphant return, he finds that we are discussing his favorite subjects. Please, carry on.

Best Regard's,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sun Dec 15, 2002 5:03 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: London knife crackdown
Replies: 46
Views: 15054

Mr. Teddy,

Because they FEAR US!

Best Regard's,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sun Dec 15, 2002 5:00 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: aFLICKtion addiction
Replies: 39
Views: 12249

,,,Christ carried a Switchblade????? I know he was "pro-sword", I assume had he been around when they started making Switchs he might have said "hey this is easier to carry, and FUN. Mr. Vagrant, The only sword Christ ever carried was His truth, which cut like a two edged sword. (Rev 1:16) Mr. Tedd...
by Bonzo
Sun Dec 15, 2002 4:36 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Collecting versus using
Replies: 57
Views: 21326

Mr. Jim D,

I swear by the Black Out and the Whirlwind for a EDC. With the pocket clip, and the slim design, I have never had either one open up in my pocket. Sharp as a razor as well.

Best Regard's,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sun Dec 15, 2002 4:27 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: London knife crackdown
Replies: 46
Views: 15054

Re. "battle royal" How the hell anyone can truly believe that gun (or knife) control reduces violent crime is beyond me. All the evidence proves the opposite to be the case. To reduce violent crime you let the "good guys" arm themselves with weapon of choice. It works...it's been proven to work... ...
by Bonzo
Sat Dec 14, 2002 3:34 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Where's Wally?
Replies: 15
Views: 5870

Re: Where's Wally?

It just occurred to me that I hadn't seen a post by Wally J. Corpse for awhile. Is the dead-guy sick? :cry: Mr. The Falcon, I was wondering the same thing until a few days ago. Then I received a call from a raspy voiced camel smoking jerk claiming to be the ever decaying Mr. Corpse. After determini...