Mr. Corpse,
Wishing you a belated happy birthday. Didn't have my notebook whilst on the road yeasterday. What is it now, 70-80 years? Hope the celebration continues a few months...
Best regards,
Bonz
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- Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:00 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Happy next day after your birthday Wally!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 4966
- Thu Dec 22, 2022 4:40 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Fornicalia Is a- shaking!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2989
Re: Fornicalia Is a- shaking!
Mr. Corpse, No, I was nowhere near the latest shaker. I'm encamped on a big project near Reno at Nowheresville. Speaking of Reno, lots of edged goodies with buttons there! Mr. Jerry, Anyone who has lived on the Left Coast for a few years will have a few rollers and shakers under their belt. Just ask...
- Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:14 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Happy Birthday Bill Deshivs
- Replies: 18
- Views: 4730
Re: Happy Birthday Bill Deshivs
Mr. Bill,
A very happy birthday indeed.
Best regards,
Bonz
A very happy birthday indeed.
Best regards,
Bonz
- Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:09 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Happy birthday Sammy the Blade!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 9059
Re: Happy birthday Sammy the Blade!
Mr. Sammy,
A belated happy birthday wish to you!
Best regards,
Bonz
A belated happy birthday wish to you!
Best regards,
Bonz
- Sat Nov 12, 2022 9:56 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: A Change Of Face...
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1757
- Sat Nov 05, 2022 3:29 pm
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- Topic: Collectii...
- Replies: 3
- Views: 686
Re: Collectii...
Mr. Corpse, The leaf hunting ritual was quite rewarding, until I turned over a soggy one and found a large slithering slug. Now I spend most my time traversing the countryside in my quest to turn over a new leaf armed with a salt shaker. You should try it sometime. Works well on snails too! Best reg...
- Sat Nov 05, 2022 3:18 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: A Change Of Face...
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1757
Re: A Change Of Face...
I sense some bitterness in your cup, are ye experiencing a waver of loyalty to your new chosen portrait? Mr. Corpse, My cup runneth over with the blessings from above, the hemlock will have to wait. However, due to your pantic whining over the aged inhanced image, I have chosen to return to my form...
- Sat Oct 29, 2022 3:13 pm
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- Topic: A Change Of Face...
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1757
Re: A Change Of Face...
Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Herein lies mine worry of me, what? concerns, to wit: the new sepia toned visage of the Bonzoid does exhibit a semi-lifelike state, albeit worry worn expression, and 'tis coitainly within his rights to claim same AS him. Said avatar sadly serves to dilute his status AS Off...
- Sat Oct 22, 2022 3:50 pm
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- Topic: A Change Of Face...
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1757
Re: A Change Of Face...
Mr. Natcherly, I agree, it is quite humanizing. The cold wet fist of reality in a nutshell: we are getting older everyday. Now, on the flip-side of things, I have this buddy of mine, who on a daily basis sends me pictures via electronic cell phone thingy, to remind me of who I am. Lo & behold, he se...
- Sat Oct 22, 2022 3:28 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: 33 Years A-Quaking!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 5691
Re: 33 Years A-Quaking!
There I Was- the day after, I went into SF to check on a recently done roofing project on Beach Street, in the Marina area. Traffic light, some still dazed folks wandering about, and the weight of disaster hung in the air. At my job site, there were multiple gaping cracks in the pavement, sidewalk ...
- Sat Sep 24, 2022 4:21 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness
- Replies: 12
- Views: 4493
Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness
A little late to this one but I put on my share of hallmark shangles in my time ,they quit making those years ago ; the few roofs that i do these days I sub out but the mexican guys have never seen an AJC hammer! They gazed in confusion when I pulled one out,they all use hook blades to cut em, I lo...
- Sat Sep 24, 2022 3:37 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-
- Replies: 106
- Views: 92131
Re: A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-
If it is indeed your goal to acquire fat girls, you should mimic the successful time proven Bonzo method, to wit: duct tape large gobs of lard to your armpits and groin, hyperventilate, then flap your arms AS you mingle with the rotunders. This will send an alluring luring pheremone trail that is i...
- Sat Sep 24, 2022 1:45 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Just Passed Queen...
- Replies: 3
- Views: 919
Re: Just Passed Queen...
Mr. Corpse, I was woefully depressed the marching band didn't play Dancing Queen during the funeral procession, or the fact they didn't even make an attempt at a DQ dirge. The kazoo mimes could have done better. Although I'm somewhat confused as to the monarchy thingy since we are only subjects to t...
- Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:41 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Roofing job of nightmares for Wally J corpse.
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2759
Re: Roofing job of nightmares for Wally J corpse.
Mr. Jerry, I would say that particular roof is a wannabe cry of the old wood shingle wave, done with a wood shake or some sort of tile, hard to tell. It might be a fun one to do, but it lacks serious sophistication and forethought, something the likes of WJC could probably construct with eyes closed...
- Sat Aug 06, 2022 2:27 pm
- Forum: Switchblade knives
- Topic: More love for cheap switchblades
- Replies: 70
- Views: 9238
Re: More love for cheap switchblades
First, nice knife and design. I feel the Italian ones are much better quality and as noted above the new Frank Bs are much improved. My negative comment ( and why I will NEVER buy one) is these are not mere copies that say " AKC" but rather COUNTERFIETS stealing the name of a real company there by ...