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by Wally J. Corpse
Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: "Here's the Story"...
Replies: 19
Views: 8945

Re: "Here's the Story"...

Greetings, mr. sammy the blade-

Please do not send me any PM pics of any of your apes or appendages. Keep your private aping to yourself. You can, however, check your PMs, eye sent you a BM...

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
by Wally J. Corpse
Thu Mar 14, 2024 5:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness...
Replies: 26
Views: 13409

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness...

Greetings, mr. sammy the blade- Eye will tell you where I be- occasionaly I am allowed the use of a happy pump squirt aerosol container of insecticide, and I have been out back, trying to outwit some flies. Ever since that whole 'Voyage to the Bottom of the Fly' guy, I consider it mine duty to zip i...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: "Here's the Story"...
Replies: 19
Views: 8945

Re: "Here's the Story"...

Greetings, Mr. sammy the blade-

Your spankage of your little trouser ape should conform to the specifications of- ASTM-FU-2. Please hold while I hang up.

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: "Here's the Story"...
Replies: 19
Views: 8945

Re: "Here's the Story"...

Greetings, Mr. sammy the blade-

Eye am ASstounded that you would say- "like you give a shit"- I'll have you know that I produce regular movements deadicated on your behalf. The swirling of each flush seems to whisper- "sammy, sammy, sammy"...

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Feb 09, 2024 5:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: "Here's the Story"...
Replies: 19
Views: 8945

Re: "Here's the Story"...

Greetings, Mr. sammy the blade- Eye am still about, malingering in the presence of another world..I float in to these Offed Topics occasionally, but there's not much going on here, a lot of geriatrics, no worthy word jesters, and no adversaries to be WJC vilified. Ho Hum...I don't care much about ol...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Jan 12, 2024 8:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy birthday jimd!
Replies: 13
Views: 4068

Re: Happy birthday jimd!

Greetings, Mr. jimd- Congratulations on your ability to survive another orbit around Sol... 365 days is a long time to be spinning in space. Eye am glad to know ye, because you, AS ever, are My Ol' Pal... AS your hedonism advisor, my prescription for your RX is for euphoriant saturation. AS ever, Yo...
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Dec 20, 2023 10:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: A Fitting Tribute To The Esteamed Mr. WJC-
Replies: 3
Views: 1850

A Fitting Tribute To The Esteamed Mr. WJC-

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- In order to attempt to keep mine movements regular, I oftentimes peruse the hysterical archives within this Offal Topics. It has become almost practically septic in that the obvious excretory reactions to my words of wit or less, and the resultant replies merely Charmin the...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Nov 21, 2023 7:12 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Like swingers? Like levers? How about both in one?
Replies: 31
Views: 15201

Re: Like swingers? Like levers? How about both in one?

Greetings, Mr. Sammy the blade- Don't count out the American skill for production-( albeit champions of re-production)..There are many semi-einsteins out there who are hoping to help the US of A with a future of hope, like being energy self sufficient- harnessing the earthly powers of wind, solar, a...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Nov 21, 2023 6:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Kameltoe Challenge, Results
Replies: 22
Views: 16317

Re: Kameltoe Challenge, Results

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Eye agree with your gad of E..- That bulging pudenda certainly appears capable of cracking nuts of all sizes even undescendeds… However, there is something to be said for the owner's boldness to share her twat profile with the world, and, in that respect, if'n she cho...
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Nov 20, 2023 5:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness...
Replies: 26
Views: 13409

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness...

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- What I reminded you of reminds me of this remains remind- There I Was, at the towne dump, when I found a somewhat useable 7 iron golf club. The proprietor, (a rather sub-par fellow), was an avid linksman, and gave me form pointers for stance, swing, and follow through...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Oct 20, 2023 5:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Firestorm
Replies: 2
Views: 6442

Firestorm

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Today marks the 32nd anniversary of the Oakland Hills Firestorm. I recall the tv news coverage AS it transpired. The hills were ablaze, and the rogue flames lept from one house to it's neighbors in the rage of combustion. Fire Department forensic investigation later indicat...
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Oct 11, 2023 5:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gog and Magog in Meggido-
Replies: 1
Views: 3044

Gog and Magog in Meggido-

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- TV news now showing the current circumstance of terror, combat, and violent depravity in the Gaza strip and Israel. It begs to wonder if'n it's a portent of Armageddon... Humans have a propensity for resent/retribution,(often cumulating with violence), starting with family,...
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Oct 04, 2023 5:39 pm
Forum: Deforum with Bill DeShivs
Topic: Making a kick spring
Replies: 19
Views: 9662

Re: Making a kick spring

Greetings, Mr. sammy the blade- Alas and morass! Why dintcha' avail yourself to the in house Off Topic roofing Mensa team of WJC and DE ? We would have been glad to review your structure, any substrate damages, and recommend a roofing system/product to suit your desires and needs. Due to our wide ma...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Oct 03, 2023 4:03 pm
Forum: Deforum with Bill DeShivs
Topic: Making a kick spring
Replies: 19
Views: 9662

Re: Making a kick spring

Greetings, Mr. DeShivs- I defer to your sharpness of business wits in regards to your recent touching of mad roofness- I am confident that you weren't a blind eye to any inappropriate scammages damages.. However, I , and Doofus Emeritus, would be more than happified to provide you, or anyone you are...
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Oct 02, 2023 4:13 pm
Forum: Deforum with Bill DeShivs
Topic: Making a kick spring
Replies: 19
Views: 9662

Re: Making a kick spring

Greetings, Mr. DeShivs- AS usual, your metallurgical skills, and process explanation clarity qualifies you AS a 'True Scientist' - your descriptions of the color spectrum via heat on the little spring rascal was vivid and yet simple enough for mine conceptual grasp...eye myself am a sorta' scientist...