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by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:49 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Returns to 3knifes.com
Replies: 24
Views: 1894

Re: Returns to 3knifes.com

Greetings, AS a professional observer, eye am an expert with the obvious, to wit: let it be emphatically stated that all of us inmates herein these hollowed halls, are truly blessed by the willingness of the resident expert, a young Mr. DeShivs, to offer suggestions, factual history inputs, and skil...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Wally
Replies: 2
Views: 477

Re: Wally

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Your ol' pal, WJC, is still somewhat malingering in this temporal plane, albeit suffering from the current Covid hysteria, complicating mine duties to sneak up on the unsuspecting roofertoids, AS many site are encumbered by some mystical health awareness decree/lockdowns, w...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: So what you all going to do?
Replies: 85
Views: 10945

Re: So what you all going to do?

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Rather somewhat flattering that eye am still a major character in your disturbing mental imageries. In regards to your airliner query, I am surprised that you wouldnaye rely on your tried and true Mount Zoomie method of defecation, wherein you just crap in your pants,...
by Wally J. Corpse
Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness
Replies: 6
Views: 1740

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Mr. Doofus Emeritus, yes those shangles were a farce, stiffly brittle even fresh out of the wrapper, and we did have to severely nail them to prevent their wind departure AS we worked. Yes, no ropes of harnesses used, we often worked off a single bracket, AS seen in the pho...
by Wally J. Corpse
Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness
Replies: 6
Views: 1740

Roofing Tales Of Madness

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Here to follow, is another episode, this one is entitled-"Fun With Trash"- There I Was, circa 1980, my stalworth crew and eye were set upon the task of re-roofing a steep mansard on a large apartment building on the corner of Greenwich at Van Ness, SF. When I say steep, I m...
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Bullseye!
Replies: 4
Views: 1720

Bullseye!

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Here, to follow, is another episode from mine Sainted Dad's WWII combat adventures.. There He Was, AS usual, ever diligent in the PBM-5 crown turret, on another mission of enemy supply shipping interdiction, ever attempting to be a part of the thwarting of Japanese expansio...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Timing Is The Key...
Replies: 3
Views: 1607

Timing Is The Key...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Here to follow is another episode from the archives of mine elder's WWII adventures... There He Was, in the PBM 5 crown turret, AS usual, on a mission of enemy supply routes' interdiction, whence the plane was noticed, and attacked by an enemy fighter plane, diving uponst t...
by Wally J. Corpse
Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aw Crap!!
Replies: 2
Views: 1643

Aw Crap!!

I just spent a great deal of time, after logging in, to make a post on off topic, 'Twas a lengthy saga, but eye'd consider it worth the effort to entertain or inflame the sensibilities of the inmates herein. However, when I went to submit the post, I was met with the 'must log in to post' window, an...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Smoke Rings
Replies: 3
Views: 2116

Smoke Rings

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Here's another WWII tale AS spun by the elder Mr. Corpse- There he was, in his PBM-5 crown turret, the plane having done some enemy supply route interdiction bombing in support of the forces near Peleliu. They touched down to resupply at seaplane tender, and, AS the rumor h...
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Feb 10, 2020 5:20 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Eye
Replies: 2
Views: 1934

Eye

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Here to follow, is another WWII adventure, however, not from the archives of Elder Mr. Corpse, but from an relative, to wit: My Sainted Mom's cousin's husband was also a combatant in Southeast Asia during WWII, and this is what he told me... Deployed AS infantry, he exited ...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Great Balls O' Fire!
Replies: 3
Views: 1868

Great Balls O' Fire!

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Here's another Elder Mr. Corpse WWII adventure- Dad's island recreation episode- There He Was, with his plane crew gunner buddies, off duty whilst their PBM was getting equipment upgrades and combat injury repairs, on some island that had been an enemy stronghold, until the...
by Wally J. Corpse
Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tommie Guns...
Replies: 3
Views: 1784

Tommie Guns...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Here's another Elder Mr. Corpse WWII adventure... His plane was on patrol in support of Navy fighters that were strafing positions on a Japanese held island when they got the call for a Dumbo hop to retrieve a fighter pilot who had been shot down from ground fire. AS they t...
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Jan 22, 2020 6:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Suprise Ending...
Replies: 4
Views: 1842

Suprise Ending...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Here's another tale from WJC's Dad WWII adventures... Elder Mr. Corpse told me of one of the few times he was actually a-scared in combat, to wit: he was having a cup of joe, standing below his crown turret base, whence the PBM was attacked by a Zero. He saw machine gun rou...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gifts From Above...
Replies: 3
Views: 1602

Gifts From Above...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Herein, to follow, is a tale from mine Sainted Dad's hysterical archives, to wit: WWII southeast Asia combat adventures... Elder Mr. Corpse was a naval aviator, a decorated crown turret gunner on a seaplane, PBM-5. When I say decorated I mean that he was awarded the Disting...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Impeachment Inquiry
Replies: 3
Views: 1137

Re: Impeachment Inquiry

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Your photo accurately depicts the methodology used by Pelosi to garner favors on her way to political status, i.e. digitally prepping the aft orfices of democratic monkeys prior to playing the skin flute. Rumor hazzit that the star witnesses for the democrat's impeach...