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by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Nov 26, 2018 5:05 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Very Vague ID Request
Replies: 31
Views: 1140

Re: Very Vague ID Request

Greetings, Mr. Bill DeShivs- Aha! Drama and intrigue! It appears AS though this 'Orangeboy' has applied for full residency on the Wally J. Corpse Grudge Program. Eye shalt naye sit idly by whilst said miscreant besmirtches our own resident Sainted expert on all knives ancient through current, AS pro...
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: News
Replies: 8
Views: 346

Re: News

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Aha! a somewhat salient query, to wit: should the odiferous Fineswine panty liner twat stains be directed inwards of the wall to satiate those within whomst can benefit from euphoric glee, or be directed outwards to entice a new staggering legion of dopey head fish gu...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: News
Replies: 8
Views: 346

Re: News

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Eye am still survived somewhat. Been busy with that whole workee thing, sneaking up on unsuspecting roofer miscreants with mine clipboard and crash helmet. The larger question is where's Doofus Emeritus? Last rumored to be leading a caravan of mentally challenged ex-circus ...
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: wally
Replies: 12
Views: 1057

Re: wally

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- WJC still exists somewhat in this temporal plane. Mine medical crummy hobby has almost practically stabilized, and Dr. Yermazaho has prescribed me a new test study pill to help me sleep and forget you. However slight side effects include possible awareness of daily circumst...
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Helped the idjit
Replies: 22
Views: 1217

Re: Helped the idjit

Greetings Legion of Fan
You may say true yuck now but one may somewhat almost practically understand the driving force behind the desire Bonzo has to get a buzz on even if it means sneaking partially clad uponst a toad in order to lick it's skin anal fluid.
AS ever
Your ol pal
Wally J. Corpse
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Helped the idjit
Replies: 22
Views: 1217

Re: Helped the idjit

Greetings Legion of Fan
Said euphoriants which includes an organic DMT are ingested by licking the skin excretion of certain toads.
AS ever
Your ol pal
Wally J. Corpse
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Feb 28, 2018 5:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Helped the idjit
Replies: 22
Views: 1217

Re: Helped the idjit

Greetings, Legion Of Fan-

Aha! Mr. Doofus Emeritus continues to self amuse in his altered state, meaning he's back to his old ways, enjoying bufotenin. Ask him how he gets it!

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Helped the idjit
Replies: 22
Views: 1217

Re: Helped the idjit

Greetings Legion of Fan
Aha! Eye see that Mr. Doofus Emeritus has almost practically made a joke. Perhaps Bonzo is striving to be made just like Peschi was at the end of Goodfellas and Casino.
AS ever
Your ol pal
Wally J. Corpse
by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Helped the idjit
Replies: 22
Views: 1217

Helped the idjit

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Eye amst in possession of volumes of entertaining, yet albeit disturbing photographs fromst the hysterical archives, but confessedly stoopid AS to how to posted same herein. izzit possible that someone herein can gived me a step by step tutorial? AS ever, Your ol' pal, Wall...
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:58 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: wally
Replies: 16
Views: 1474

Re: wally

Greetings. Legion Of Fan- It appears AS though eye haved survived another orbit around Sol. I amst feeling almost practically fairly adequate in the health realm. Latest adventure within the medical industry was thus- mine pulmonary specialist directed me unto the allergist department, and after the...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: wally
Replies: 16
Views: 1474

Re: wally

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- In regards to the rumored safety effects of a grounding cable mitigating the detrimental effects of a lightening strike, AS eye stood on said roof, rental Einstein pointed out that the roof perimeter possessed a large diameter stranded copper cable intended AS grounding/dis...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Kitchen remodel
Replies: 15
Views: 1122

Re: Kitchen remodel

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Jeepers! It's probably been a long while since you've done an interior hot asphalt kitchen remodel/somewhat improvement, ' eh? You forgot the cardinal rule of countertop edge flashing detail, to wit: it's been proven that the use of traditional gravel stop decorative ...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: wally
Replies: 16
Views: 1474

Re: wally

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Eye have survived! Busy with latest adventure in Fresno By The Sea- to wit- There I Was, As roofing inspector sneaking up on the lil' rascals on an AT&T switching facility, daytime temps. 109-113F. 'Twas the other day whence we had rain with lightening nearby. The build...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Kitchen remodel
Replies: 15
Views: 1122

Re: Kitchen remodel

Greetings, Mr. Jim D- Cudos on your attempt to increase kitchen comfort and placate your her. AS always, your ol' pal, WJC is looking out for ya. Eye have roofing colleagues near Mayberry that would be only too happy to provide for you a decorative and maintenance free kitchen floor...nothing is AS ...
by Wally J. Corpse
Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:33 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Eye can dream again...
Replies: 5
Views: 511

Eye can dream again...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Each and every year since 1974 I endure a vivid pain of loss and despair, the episode I described AS "Afraid To Dream" posted in 2007, chronicling a 17 year old WJC horrific car crash. AS the years erode mine sensibilities, eye can state with certainty that I can ...

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