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by Wally J. Corpse
Wed Feb 24, 2021 6:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Girl Scout Thin Mints - hard narcotics disguised as cookies
Replies: 9
Views: 175

Re: Girl Scout Thin Mints - hard narcotics disguised as cookies

Greetings, Mr. Natcherly- Mine reference was indeed to the Eiger Mountain, a term cast by roofers when shingling a dangerously steep roof, trying to avoid self sanctioning. I have also roofed buildings designed by that Eichler fellow, and found them to be poorly designed for roof efficiency. AS ever...
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Girl Scout Thin Mints - hard narcotics disguised as cookies
Replies: 9
Views: 175

Re: Girl Scout Thin Mints - hard narcotics disguised as cookies

Greetings, Mr. Sammy the Blade-

Search in Off Topic for " A Day Last February" for the episode details.

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
by Wally J. Corpse
Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Girl Scout Thin Mints - hard narcotics disguised as cookies
Replies: 9
Views: 175

Re: Girl Scout Thin Mints - hard narcotics disguised as cookies

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Ah yes, you did attain temporary acceptance status, albeit short lifespan, perhaps had something to do with my propensity for ditching the her to shoot 'em up at Mt. Zoomie, and one episode wherein I left her alone to shingle an Eiger with your sons, however she did a...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness-
Replies: 8
Views: 335

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness-

Greetings, Mr. Sammy The Blade-

Search Off Topic hysterical archives for the WJC There I Was, Episode whatever chronicle of ape adventure.

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Jan 29, 2021 5:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness-
Replies: 8
Views: 335

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness-

Greetings, Mr. Whippersnapper- The fugitive culprit was apprehended later, hiding in a tear soaked stairway down the street. Ivan rejected him from his crew, and he was transferred to the other hot crew, and had another incident, to wit: due to a freakish timing occurrence, he jumped off the bed of ...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Jan 29, 2021 5:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Have manual transmissions become an anti-theft device?
Replies: 17
Views: 482

Re: Have manual transmissions become an anti-theft device?

Greetings, Mr. Jim D- 'Twas not entirely the skill of driving and maneuvering that was our roofing transport modus operandi, that was supplanted by our virulent apathy to the desires of other drivers, driving large trucks, all of mine fleet had massive battle worthy steel plate bumpers, and oft the ...
by Wally J. Corpse
Thu Jan 28, 2021 7:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness-
Replies: 8
Views: 335

Roofing Tales Of Madness-

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Please find, to follow, another episode, this one is titled- "Flash!". There I was, one fine summer day, circa early 1980s. We had completed our roof project early, and went into the shop. when I went into the office, the secretary blurted- " Ivan's truck blew up!" Allright...
by Wally J. Corpse
Thu Jan 28, 2021 5:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Have manual transmissions become an anti-theft device?
Replies: 17
Views: 482

Re: Have manual transmissions become an anti-theft device?

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Ah yes, the joys of stick shifting in SF. Nothing AS mildly amusing than pulling a broilingly hot asphalt kettle in an 18ft. bed hot truck up and down steep hills, often times doing some free asphalt recoating to the pavement with the clutch slurp the hot effect, with...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: KAMELTOE CHALLENGE! WIN A RIZZY CLONE! WOW!
Replies: 28
Views: 1214

Re: KAMELTOE CHALLENGE! WIN A RIZZY CLONE! WOW!

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-

Mine somewhat practically certainly official guess for the exit fromst orfice by Slow Joe is the traditional roofer's holiday of April 1st.

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:49 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Returns to 3knifes.com
Replies: 24
Views: 2394

Re: Returns to 3knifes.com

Greetings, AS a professional observer, eye am an expert with the obvious, to wit: let it be emphatically stated that all of us inmates herein these hollowed halls, are truly blessed by the willingness of the resident expert, a young Mr. DeShivs, to offer suggestions, factual history inputs, and skil...
by Wally J. Corpse
Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Wally
Replies: 2
Views: 582

Re: Wally

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Your ol' pal, WJC, is still somewhat malingering in this temporal plane, albeit suffering from the current Covid hysteria, complicating mine duties to sneak up on the unsuspecting roofertoids, AS many site are encumbered by some mystical health awareness decree/lockdowns, w...
by Wally J. Corpse
Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: So what you all going to do?
Replies: 85
Views: 12390

Re: So what you all going to do?

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Rather somewhat flattering that eye am still a major character in your disturbing mental imageries. In regards to your airliner query, I am surprised that you wouldnaye rely on your tried and true Mount Zoomie method of defecation, wherein you just crap in your pants,...
by Wally J. Corpse
Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness
Replies: 6
Views: 1842

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Mr. Doofus Emeritus, yes those shangles were a farce, stiffly brittle even fresh out of the wrapper, and we did have to severely nail them to prevent their wind departure AS we worked. Yes, no ropes of harnesses used, we often worked off a single bracket, AS seen in the pho...
by Wally J. Corpse
Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness
Replies: 6
Views: 1842

Roofing Tales Of Madness

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Here to follow, is another episode, this one is entitled-"Fun With Trash"- There I Was, circa 1980, my stalworth crew and eye were set upon the task of re-roofing a steep mansard on a large apartment building on the corner of Greenwich at Van Ness, SF. When I say steep, I m...
by Wally J. Corpse
Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Bullseye!
Replies: 4
Views: 1867

Bullseye!

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Here, to follow, is another episode from mine Sainted Dad's WWII combat adventures.. There He Was, AS usual, ever diligent in the PBM-5 crown turret, on another mission of enemy supply shipping interdiction, ever attempting to be a part of the thwarting of Japanese expansio...