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Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Aha! I see there's some rumbling in the ranks- I see it is now my duty to spread some discord for chuckles. Evidently this 'fella' airhead has chosen the wrong Doofus to cast disparaging remarks upon in his quest to impress his deviate fan base, not realizing the roof...

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- I will see what I can do to help you explode patriotically. Philosophically, that constitutes a legal holiday exemption from law, right? Just to be on the safe side, I'll drive up after dark with my lights off, on the shoulder, truck covered with camoflauge shrubbery....

Greetings, Mr. Razor 54- Thanks for the site tip, but I did not find the knife I asked about within. I am looking now at Vol. 6 No. 1 page 10 of the Automatic Knife Resource Guide and Newsletter, circa 1997, which shows this unusual design by Tony Marfione at Microtech. The amazing detail aspect of ...

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Seymour Butz, 'eh? He must be related to all those other guys that didn't show up for work that dad had me sub-in for, Stepnfetchit, Gogeddit, and Bleedonyerowntime. After grasping the pay concept of straight time, hearing fables about overtime, I learned and earned m...

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus- Aw, c'mon now, you know that all girls area school skylights are wired ripple glass that cannot be seen through, wooden eye or not. A better, lower class tactic is under the bleachers with magnifying glass eye, disguised as pile of innocent trash, or, the ever popular...

Greetings, Mr. The Falcon- Gee, sorry to hear about your problem, no, I mean I am really sorry to hear of it. I think I can speak for all when I say that was information we didn't want to hear about. But, seeing as you are an ol' pal, perhaps this tip might aid you- check out the Oreck vaccuum, belt...

Greetings, Keepers of The Watch- Oh boy! I see there is finally some combative banter and drivel that may need inflammation by your ol' pal, Wally. O.K. who's gonna be the first to stand on the X for the cold kiss of the wet truncheon? This airy fellow who claims to be from the brimstone netherworld...

Greetings, Mr. Majorsteve- Please pay no attention to that man behind the curtains. I will humbly accept the term verbally 'gifted' always remembering that such a gift is often a double edged sword. Actually, I'm just a wordy smartass jerk who self enjoys bringing out the flavor, color, and scent of...

Greetings, Mr. Majorsteve- I also read those books. Ah yes, to this day I can recall a rather vivid account of some tribal justice eked out on a rather unwilling participant wherein his wins the prize of matching armpit stab wounds, to the hilt of a stiletto switchblade. The Mau Mau gang versus the ...

Greetings, New Forumites- Say there, Mr. Doofus Emeritus, isn't this a swell new, palsy walsy place to be? P.S. You keep forgetting to include your XX OO's at the end of your posts to your new pals. Wanna talk horsepower? My '68 Firebird with the balanced and blueprinted 510 h.p. 327 out of a SS ate...

Greetings New Forum Dwellers- Aha! I found ya' over here! I betcha thought you could ditch your ol' pal Wally by re-inventing a new site, but I did not just drift ashore in a small boat, and figured out the obvious. Question- Huh? What was wrong with the old forum site? Gee, I liked it's predecesor,...