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natcherly wrote:

gravknife wrote:...I just knew it was a bad idea posting this .I should have let you lot go on thinking I was the English "bowler hat"wearing gentleman ...

Like this?

I kind of pictured him as such

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat gras...

A little late here too, but Happy Birthday Jim! PROSIT!

Happy Birthday Dave, PROSIT

Whatever you do Jim, if you happen to be in the same bar as those wild women do not try and steal a beer from them.

Happy Birthday Chris, smoking up some bacon for ya, but you'll have to come to Guam to get it, PROSIT

Welcome!

Good one Dave, didn't see that ending coming.

Just circles with a minus sign here too.

Happy birthday David, PROSIT

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a DC tavern around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV just as the 10:00PM news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Alexandria looked at Jack and ...

Welcome from Guam.

A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk. "So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man. "I am a biblical scholar," he replied. "A bibl...

Now that would make a great EDC!

John, would you lend me $150.000 which I would gladly repay you next Tuesday.

A very Merry Christmas and A Happy New year to everyone!