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by Fishtail Picklock
Thu Nov 21, 2019 4:08 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I just ordered...
Replies: 3
Views: 80

Re: I just ordered...

I am NOT Dodie Steven's "Dooley". I just think that these will be something special next summer while I'm wearing a white silk sports jacket and a Panama hat.
by Fishtail Picklock
Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:47 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I just ordered...
Replies: 3
Views: 80

I just ordered...

Blue Suede Shoes (No, really). How many men do you know that can get by with wearing a pair of old-school "kicks" such as these? <img src="https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61JKhR05I8L._AC_UX575_.jpg" alt="DADAWEN Men's Suede Dress Shoes Casual Lace Up Oxfords Shoes Blue US Size 6...
by Fishtail Picklock
Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:05 am
Forum: Deforum with Bill DeShivs
Topic: Is it possible??
Replies: 4
Views: 105

Re: Is it possible??

Be careful with Paul's work. That is nice. (I wanted him to make one for me, but I need to buy a car).
by Fishtail Picklock
Wed Nov 20, 2019 3:04 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Watch out James Bond.
Replies: 3
Views: 225

Re: Watch out James Bond.

SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! I remember those. (The Super Fly and Miami Vice type lock-blade knives).Talk about your cast handles, plastic scales, and 420J (at best) steel blades.
by Fishtail Picklock
Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:05 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I just ordered this today.
Replies: 1
Views: 54

I just ordered this today.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1416/8794/products/BL5418-1_1024x1024.jpg?v=1509736049 Boston Leather Model 5418 4ply Denver Sap with Loop: Boston Leather Model 5418 Four-Ply Denver Sap Impact Weapon with a looped handle. The 4-ply black leather Denver sap is 9" long and weighs 10 1/2 ounces. Bost...
by Fishtail Picklock
Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: My uncle Edmond boarded a cross-country flight.
Replies: 0
Views: 44

My uncle Edmond boarded a cross-country flight.

Edmond sat down and a tall 6' 8" man sat down next to him and almost immediately fell asleep. The Hostess just served Uncle Edmond his meal when the plane ran into some turbulence, dumping the meal onto the lap of the sleeping passenger. The startled man awakened and asked Uncle Edmond "What happene...
by Fishtail Picklock
Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Another story involving one of Fishtail Picklock's many relatives
Replies: 5
Views: 125

Re: Another story involving one of Fishtail Picklock's many relatives

Thanks, fellows. This sounds like one of my nieces from my last marriage. The woman was an inveterate thief. (I hope she is eventually incarcerated for this crap).

Hilarious!
by Fishtail Picklock
Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:08 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I am going to be in the Tijuana from 1/9/2020 to 1/15/2020
Replies: 1
Views: 68

I am going to be in the Tijuana from 1/9/2020 to 1/15/2020

I will be taking the Greyhound bus for 29 hours 35 minutes (one way). Does anyone want information/legal products that I can bring back? I plan on spending at least 4 days at the Playa de Tijuana (Tijuana Beach). I will be: 1) Walking the 3/4 mile boardwalk, 2) Eating excellent food (shrimp and fish...
by Fishtail Picklock
Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: My uncle Calvin thought he was a Steam Heat radiator.
Replies: 0
Views: 53

My uncle Calvin thought he was a Steam Heat radiator.

His wife Lucy called the psychiatrist and asked what she could do to help.

Psychiatrist: Do you want me to help bring Calvin back to his senses and stop believing that he's a Steam Heat radiator?

Lucy: No, I just want you to get him to stop hissing.
by Fishtail Picklock
Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: My cousin Kevin wanted to be a railroad engineer.
Replies: 0
Views: 49

My cousin Kevin wanted to be a railroad engineer.

The trouble with Kevin is that he wasn't very bright. While interviewing for the position, the boss asked him: Railroad Executive: What do you do if you round a large, sweeping corner at 85 miles-per-hour and you suddenly realize that there is another train on the same track, at the same speed runni...
by Fishtail Picklock
Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: My uncle Wilbur owned a jewelry store.
Replies: 0
Views: 48

My uncle Wilbur owned a jewelry store.

For twenty years, he ran it without a hitch. One day he was held up by an armed assailant. When asked by the detective to describe the perpetrator, Wilbur told him it was an elephant. The conversation went on: Detective: An elephant? What kind? Was it an Indian or African elephant? Wilbur: How can y...
by Fishtail Picklock
Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aunt Sally used a Medium to reach uncle Kermit in "the great beyond"
Replies: 1
Views: 112

Aunt Sally used a Medium to reach uncle Kermit in "the great beyond"

Aunt Sally asked, "Is that you, Kermit?" Kermit replied, "Yes, it's me." "How are you?" Sally queried. Kermit said, "I'm doing great." Sally asked, "What do you do?" Kermit replied, "After I wake up, I eat breakfast, then I make love, then I eat lunch and make love, then I eat dinner, and make love....
by Fishtail Picklock
Mon Nov 11, 2019 5:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Veterans Day.
Replies: 5
Views: 159

Re: Veterans Day.

We were just doing our jobs. We served, came home and were happy to be alive. The point was to serve our nation and be a part of something that was bigger than each individual. This old salt prayed and teared-up at 11:00 this morning. As the sone of a WW2/Korea Veteran and a Vietnam-era Veteran myse...
by Fishtail Picklock
Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness..
Replies: 5
Views: 189

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness..

natcherly wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:02 am
:idea: These Tales from the Roof would make excellent material for a mature audience sitcom. Better than the vast wasteland of sitcoms on regular TV. Comedy Central might go for it :!: :mrgreen:
That's a thought.
by Fishtail Picklock
Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:51 pm
Forum: Ask Vagrant
Topic: Al Sweeney Has Passed UPDATE ON PAGE 2
Replies: 25
Views: 778

Re: Al Sweeney Has Passed

jim d, wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:55 am
I just have to relate another of what I consider to be a classic Al line. The subject was politics and Al said that the best way he could describe his political views is "just slightly to the right of Atilla the Hun" :lol:

Jim
It works for me!