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by Fishtail Picklock
Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aunt Sally used a Medium to reach uncle Kermit in "the great beyond"
Replies: 1
Views: 74

Aunt Sally used a Medium to reach uncle Kermit in "the great beyond"

Aunt Sally asked, "Is that you, Kermit?" Kermit replied, "Yes, it's me." "How are you?" Sally queried. Kermit said, "I'm doing great." Sally asked, "What do you do?" Kermit replied, "After I wake up, I eat breakfast, then I make love, then I eat lunch and make love, then I eat dinner, and make love....
by Fishtail Picklock
Mon Nov 11, 2019 5:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Veterans Day.
Replies: 5
Views: 134

Re: Veterans Day.

We were just doing our jobs. We served, came home and were happy to be alive. The point was to serve our nation and be a part of something that was bigger than each individual. This old salt prayed and teared-up at 11:00 this morning. As the sone of a WW2/Korea Veteran and a Vietnam-era Veteran myse...
by Fishtail Picklock
Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness..
Replies: 5
Views: 169

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness..

natcherly wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:02 am
:idea: These Tales from the Roof would make excellent material for a mature audience sitcom. Better than the vast wasteland of sitcoms on regular TV. Comedy Central might go for it :!: :mrgreen:
That's a thought.
by Fishtail Picklock
Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:51 pm
Forum: Ask Vagrant
Topic: Al Sweeney Has Passed UPDATE ON PAGE 2
Replies: 23
Views: 553

Re: Al Sweeney Has Passed

jim d, wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:55 am
I just have to relate another of what I consider to be a classic Al line. The subject was politics and Al said that the best way he could describe his political views is "just slightly to the right of Atilla the Hun" :lol:

Jim
It works for me!
by Fishtail Picklock
Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness..
Replies: 5
Views: 169

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness..

This gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase "I'm in the shithouse now".
by Fishtail Picklock
Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:11 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Facebook assholes - Chr-ass Brady and Michael McCock
Replies: 8
Views: 367

Re: Facebook assholes - Chr-ass Brady and Michael McCock

Another bunch of garbage that needs to end.

Moderators: Let's end this here and now, please?
by Fishtail Picklock
Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:27 pm
Forum: Buy & Sell
Topic: WTB 8 /9 Inch Steel Lined Coricama
Replies: 60
Views: 1178

Re: WTB 8 /9 Inch Steel Lined Coricama

Gentlemen: Please bring this to a close. This in-fighting needn't go on.

For the sake of the Forum, please stop.

Thank you.
by Fishtail Picklock
Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: My cousin Jerome was trying to come up with a name for his newborn son.
Replies: 0
Views: 76

My cousin Jerome was trying to come up with a name for his newborn son.

All the good names had been either used or had been duplicated. This resulted in him taking all the names he could think of and putting them in his hat. When he closed his eyes and drew a name, he knew it was special.

The child was named 7 1/4 Wilson.
by Fishtail Picklock
Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:16 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: My uncle Ken was fishing around in the pocket of an old suit.
Replies: 2
Views: 102

My uncle Ken was fishing around in the pocket of an old suit.

Ken found a ticket for a pair of brown shoes he had taken to a cobbler known as Guisseppi's Shoe Repair in his old neighborhood. Just for kicks, Ken decided to visit the old neighborhood 20 years later to see if the place was still in business. Ken rolled down the street and saw that the shop was ju...
by Fishtail Picklock
Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:41 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I bought a 12-oz and I'm waiting on a 7-oz.
Replies: 1
Views: 79

I bought a 12-oz and I'm waiting on a 7-oz.

Blackjack (Impact weapon). These are handy when they are slid into a sports jacket pocket or the back pocket of my slacks. Since the woven handle has a spring in it, the "thumper" conceals rather well. They're mighty convenient when someone gets stupid drunk (and violent). "Out go the lights" and th...
by Fishtail Picklock
Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: My Uncle Waldo was a Blacksmith during the Great Depression.
Replies: 0
Views: 72

My Uncle Waldo was a Blacksmith during the Great Depression.

He was out of work so long he began shoeing Horseflies! :-[
by Fishtail Picklock
Mon Nov 04, 2019 5:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy Birthday arthas
Replies: 11
Views: 215

Re: Happy Birthday arthas

Many happy returns, Arthas.
by Fishtail Picklock
Mon Nov 04, 2019 5:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Two High School girls were discussing thier new sweaters.
Replies: 0
Views: 71

Two High School girls were discussing thier new sweaters.

Girl #1: My sweater is made from 100% Virgin Wool.

Girl #2: So what if mine has had a little experience?

A little "once around the barnyard" music, please. :roll:
by Fishtail Picklock
Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:35 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Snow
Replies: 7
Views: 201

Re: Snow

Sammy: That sounds as if it was snow fun. :P
by Fishtail Picklock
Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:30 am
Forum: Ask Vagrant
Topic: Al Sweeney Has Passed UPDATE ON PAGE 2
Replies: 23
Views: 553

Re: Al Sweeney Has Passed

Requiem in Pacem, brother Al. May God give you rest.
Diana: May you be comforted by God in his infinite wisdom.
In Jesus' name, I pray.