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Aunt Sally asked, "Is that you, Kermit?" Kermit replied, "Yes, it's me." "How are you?" Sally queried. Kermit said, "I'm doing great." Sally asked, "What do you do?" Kermit replied, "After I wake up, I eat breakfast, then I make love, then I eat lunch and make love, then I eat dinner, and make love....

We were just doing our jobs. We served, came home and were happy to be alive. The point was to serve our nation and be a part of something that was bigger than each individual. This old salt prayed and teared-up at 11:00 this morning. As the sone of a WW2/Korea Veteran and a Vietnam-era Veteran myse...

natcherly wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:02 am

These Tales from the Roof would make excellent material for a mature audience sitcom. Better than the vast wasteland of sitcoms on regular TV. Comedy Central might go for it

That's a thought.

jim d, wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:55 am

I just have to relate another of what I consider to be a classic Al line. The subject was politics and Al said that the best way he could describe his political views is "just slightly to the right of Atilla the Hun"

Jim

It works for me!

This gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase "I'm in the shithouse now".

Another bunch of garbage that needs to end.

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All the good names had been either used or had been duplicated. This resulted in him taking all the names he could think of and putting them in his hat. When he closed his eyes and drew a name, he knew it was special.

The child was named 7 1/4 Wilson.

Ken found a ticket for a pair of brown shoes he had taken to a cobbler known as Guisseppi's Shoe Repair in his old neighborhood. Just for kicks, Ken decided to visit the old neighborhood 20 years later to see if the place was still in business. Ken rolled down the street and saw that the shop was ju...

Blackjack (Impact weapon). These are handy when they are slid into a sports jacket pocket or the back pocket of my slacks. Since the woven handle has a spring in it, the "thumper" conceals rather well. They're mighty convenient when someone gets stupid drunk (and violent). "Out go the lights" and th...

He was out of work so long he began shoeing Horseflies! :-[

Many happy returns, Arthas.

Girl #1: My sweater is made from 100% Virgin Wool.

Girl #2: So what if mine has had a little experience?

A little "once around the barnyard" music, please.

Sammy: That sounds as if it was snow fun.

Requiem in Pacem, brother Al. May God give you rest.
Diana: May you be comforted by God in his infinite wisdom.
In Jesus' name, I pray.