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by Bonzo
Fri Dec 22, 2023 3:00 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: A Fitting Tribute To The Esteamed Mr. WJC-
Replies: 3
Views: 1806

Re: A Fitting Tribute To The Esteamed Mr. WJC-

Wally J. Corpse wrote: Wed Dec 20, 2023 10:23 pm ever leading the rectal kazoo marching band...
Mr. Corpse,

Well, we are very disciplined! Come on down and join the fun, and be sure to bring your yodeling pickle...

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Kameltoe Challenge, Results
Replies: 22
Views: 15756

Re: Kameltoe Challenge, Results

Mr. John, I'll keep an eye out (not like Wally) for the rest of the parts when I do the spring clean of my shop sometime in March or April. The reason I tore that one down is the rocker button was broken and I thought I had another laying around. I do have parts for the Kameltoe rizzy knock off I se...
by Bonzo
Wed Nov 29, 2023 3:22 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Kameltoe Challenge, Results
Replies: 22
Views: 15756

Re: Kameltoe Challenge, Results

john wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 6:22 pm I was surprised and I will always remember your generosity.
Mr. John,

Your welcome. You outlasted the rest of the field! Have fun!

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Mon Nov 20, 2023 4:56 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Kameltoe Challenge, Results
Replies: 22
Views: 15756

Re: Kameltoe Challenge, Results

Mr. John, Egad! That gal is better hung than Burt Reynolds! Don't let Wally see that, he'll hire her to crack walnuts with that thing! I'll get your prize out soon. I have to head out first thing in the morning for a few days, then beat feet home for Thanksgiving. Congrats on a 3 year quest. Best re...
by Bonzo
Sun Nov 19, 2023 3:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Kameltoe Challenge, Results
Replies: 22
Views: 15756

Kameltoe Challenge, Results

Congrats to John of Mass, the last man standing. Kinda a long drawn out endeavor for a knockoff, but what the heck, now I have room for a new blade. John, if your still alive and kicking, check your PM box. I wish I could have been more visible here lately to antagonize the participants, but work an...
by Bonzo
Sat Nov 18, 2023 2:51 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness...
Replies: 26
Views: 13113

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness...

Mr. Corpse, Reminds me of once upon a time when my cousin and I were cleaning out a drained swimming pool. As I was raking up leaves, a chubby mouse jumped out at me. My first instinct was to put my hiking boots to work, and left a full body Vibram sole impression on him, just as my cousin was bendi...
by Bonzo
Sat Nov 18, 2023 2:38 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: About grounding/earthing
Replies: 31
Views: 11817

Re: About grounding/earthing

sammy the blade wrote: Wed Oct 11, 2023 7:16 pm I've been carrying pennies in my pockets for years and it hasn't grown any longer. But I haven't given up yet, let you know when I notice any changes in the length of my Johnson.
Mr. Sammy,

Sounds like you have matters, well in hand...

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sun May 28, 2023 3:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Berghof / Hitler's home - Scale model
Replies: 6
Views: 5115

Re: The Berghof / Hitler's home - Scale model

Mr. Kwackster,

I'm only interested in the kitchen. Does it have a walk-in oven...


Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat May 06, 2023 11:17 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: OMG! I made a pink knife!
Replies: 16
Views: 2444

Re: OMG! I made a pink knife!

Mr. TR4252, Here's a nice flatground pink damascus mammoth ivory 9" Michele Beltrame showed this to me at the Eugene show some years back, and I turned him down. After I got home, I had second thoughts and ordered it. Might look nice in your collection... AB Pink Ivory Damascus.jpg Best regards, Bonz
by Bonzo
Sun Apr 16, 2023 2:41 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: OKCA Eugene OR Show Finds
Replies: 15
Views: 1962

Re: OKCA Eugene OR Show Finds

Is the Eugene show still the one with the largest switchblade presence in the West? Jim Mr. Jim D, Probably. What makes the Eugene show more attractive, is the gun show next door. Skipped this one, but plan to be there next year. Mr. HighSpeed Steel, Nice score. Bet you were the first in line when ...
by Bonzo
Sun Apr 16, 2023 2:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Sad Passing...
Replies: 17
Views: 8054

Re: Sad Passing...

Mr. Corpse, At least he had more class than your pin-ups, Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman. I hear Your favorite diet beer has endorsed the new Hollywood harlot, Spuds Mulvaney. You can invite him over to join you in Pee Wee's playhouse. Drink up son, they can't give that piss away. Kinda like win...
by Bonzo
Sun Apr 16, 2023 2:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Wally
Replies: 13
Views: 5908

Re: Wally

Mr. Corpse, Be careful with these trophies. It could be somewhat hazardous to those who are well endowed (not me). Might work well for your new olympic sport "Hurling", after scoring the last 400 pounder available at the rail come 2 AM. Looks like there might be room in there to find your car keys.....
by Bonzo
Sat Jan 28, 2023 7:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy next day after your birthday Wally!
Replies: 8
Views: 4778

Re: Happy next day after your birthday Wally!

Mr. Corpse, When I saw the OTF in my gun dealers knife case, with the fancy little skulls, I figured it would be good therapy for your recurring figititus condition, which is prevalent among those who are retired with nothing better to do. I'm sure it will keep the cat in hiding. Mr. Sammy, I rarely...
by Bonzo
Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: R.I.P. Jeff Beck
Replies: 7
Views: 5174

Re: R.I.P. Jeff Beck

Mr. Corpse, The Wilson sisters were well known for their bearded clam displays whilst onstage. Sad to see Jeff finally buy the farm, but I'm surprised to see some of these guys actually live past 50, let alone 78. Before I die however, I'd really like to see a Bill DeShiv's bass solo of the macarena...
by Bonzo
Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy Birthday Natcherly!
Replies: 11
Views: 3530

Re: Happy Birthday Natcherly!

Mr. Natcherly,

A happy birthday to you as well. You and Wally should go paint the towne...

Paintballs?


Best regards,

Bonz