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by Bonzo
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: wally
Replies: 12
Views: 747

Re: wally

Note: what's up with Bonzo's fascination with self pecker play? Eye sympathize with his difficulties in procuring willing female orfices due to his somewhat noticeable mis-shapen head, and his willingness to routinely attempt to charm the unawares by flaunting his only verified skills, stuttering, ...
by Bonzo
Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: wally
Replies: 12
Views: 747

Re: wally

Mr. Sammy,

I sent some smoke signals his way. He most likely locked himself in the masterbatoreum again with the latest issue of Cosmopolitan at the home of The Very, Very Nervous...

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: guests
Replies: 22
Views: 1129

Re: guests

Sorry to hear all that, Ian. And I thought California had repressive laws. Well they do but not like what you are going through. Old Blighty is not the place it once was.... Mr Natchery, I finally moved across state lines and set up shop in Oregon. Where openly buying and selling switchblades is le...
by Bonzo
Sat May 19, 2018 2:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ole Viking Update
Replies: 49
Views: 1914

Re: Ole Viking Update

Yes he did. I was feeling like I was falling forever and then this angel came out of nowhere and caught me. We are getting along great. It's almost scary but on the other hand I have a strong sense of comfort I haven't felt in a very long time, if at all. It's like I now have a sense of purpose and...
by Bonzo
Sat May 05, 2018 2:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ole Viking Update
Replies: 49
Views: 1914

Re: Ole Viking Update

Dave, Regarding your comment: "Trust me, I could use a little God in my life right now". Perhaps that is true and something you should consider. I don't pretend to have all the answers, but don't rule out faith based on the flawed human (as we all are ) who just left you. Don't grant her ...
by Bonzo
Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Helped the idjit
Replies: 22
Views: 985

Re: Helped the idjit

What's more, if you pick the wrong toad to lick, it'll kill ya.... I'm with Sammy :mrgreen: Mr. Natcherly, I cannot understand why one would go through all the trouble of chasing down toxic toads to do the unthinkable. All the dangerous narcotics are readily available at the Greyhound station in Oa...
by Bonzo
Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:57 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Helped the idjit
Replies: 22
Views: 985

Re: Helped the idjit

Mr. Corpse,

I'm sure you don't appreciate my warped sense of humour, but in my altered state, I feel somewhat amused.

Oh, I see you discovered something...

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Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:57 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Helped the idjit
Replies: 22
Views: 985

Re: Helped the idjit

sammy the blade wrote:Wally, you gonna pull the tie?


Mr. Sammy,

I think he did!

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Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Helped the idjit
Replies: 22
Views: 985

Re: Helped the idjit

Mr. Corpse,

It takes a little practice. After awhile, you may even win a prize at Wal Mart!

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Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy New Year.
Replies: 9
Views: 394

Re: Happy New Year.

Happy New Year from the left coast!


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Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:09 pm
Forum: Ask Vagrant
Topic: San Frqncico
Replies: 10
Views: 767

Re: San Frqncico

Mr. Natcherly,

Please enlighten Mr. Jim D of the "Skid Mark" rule...


Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Latest From My World
Replies: 31
Views: 1634

Re: Latest From My World

Viking45 wrote: So I packed my trash and got the hell outta Dodge.


Mr. Viking,

Oh boy, when they hoist the red flag, run like hell! Good job. A life of pain is no life at all.

Hang in there.

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: wally
Replies: 16
Views: 1234

Re: wally

Mr. Corpse,

Nice to see you are alive (oxymoron ?) and back in the swing of things...

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Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Latest From My World
Replies: 31
Views: 1634

Re: Latest From My World

Mr. Viking, It certainly looks like the yum-yum factor is being satisfactorily stimulated in your world. All you need is 1 more gal whose name starts with 'K' to complete a trio. You could call the gang KKK! I always found it amusing that I was more attractive to women when I had another one on my a...
by Bonzo
Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Kitchen remodel
Replies: 15
Views: 1004

Re: Kitchen remodel

If'n Mr. JimD is sincerely determined to remodel said kitchen via capital investment, eye can think of no better idea than he should fund the import of two experts, (you and I), in order to provide him with what we think he needs or, at least, amuses us, do you concur? Mr. Corpse, My experience wit...

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