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by Bonzo
Sat May 18, 2019 5:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Do not read if you love cats
Replies: 6
Views: 254

Re: Do not read if you love cats

Mr. Worlds Oldest Roofer, As a youngster, our neighbor across the street had at least 20 to 30 cats on hand at any given time. Our house had a flat roof with a small parapet which allowed great shoot and hide concealment, as I was well armed with my Crossman pellet rifle. Great fun watching how high...
by Bonzo
Sat May 18, 2019 4:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Roofing Tales Of Madness
Replies: 7
Views: 242

Re: Roofing Tales Of Madness

Mr. Corpse, You are welcome. Sometimes the easiest tasks on a puter can be the most annoying. The on/off button still has me puzzled, but one day I will conquer the round flat spot. To see a pig banging on shingles in San Francisco would not surprise me, as if anything there would surprise me anyway...
by Bonzo
Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:50 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Wally J.
Replies: 12
Views: 650

Re: Wally J.

Mr. Corpse,

Bag O farts! Thats me! Beats the hell out of the SACK-O-SQUIRTS the poor nurses have to deal with on your, end! Must be real entertaining to have the neighbor kids play, pull my finger! Never a dull moment, as long as feckless Phoebe still has some air left...

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sun Apr 07, 2019 4:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Wally J.
Replies: 12
Views: 650

Re: Wally J.

Must be on a secret mission with Bonz. Mr. Sammy, It's been some time since I last saw the dead guy. We do however stay in touch, but the smoke signals are harder to pick up since I moved my sleazy ass north of Mt. Zoomie to the land of legal switchblades. I just might find my way to Eugene next we...
by Bonzo
Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Thought I'd introduce y'all to my other hobby...
Replies: 9
Views: 423

Re: Thought I'd introduce y'all to my other hobby...

Very Cool! However, here in good ol' California, you can't own anything like this and just looking at these pictures could earn you jail time. I overstate a bit, but NOT BY MUCH! Mr. Natcherly, The very first thing I did when I moved to Oregon and got my new driver license, was go to the gun shop a...
by Bonzo
Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: News
Replies: 8
Views: 704

Re: News

The larger question is where's Doofus Emeritus? Last rumored to be leading a caravan of mentally challenged ex-circus folks marching in support of Dianne Fineswein's proposal for a panty liner wall circling Fresno. Mr. Corpse, It’s not an easy task to build a wall so daunting. I am asking for your ...
by Bonzo
Sat Sep 15, 2018 3:19 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The sky is grey, the flag is straight
Replies: 10
Views: 874

Re: The sky is grey, the flag is straight

Mr. Jim D,

Prayers for all affected by this storm. We can use all the prayers we can get out here on wildfires too!

God bless!

Bonz
by Bonzo
Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Non Politics
Replies: 9
Views: 797

Re: Non Politics

I can't stand the guy and think he is a jack ass, but f##cking Hillary would have been worse. Mr. Whippersnapper, Your right, f##king Hillary would be a nightmare made in hell. I'll bet Bill blindfolds her, ties her to the bed and makes someone else do it, who would probably have to be blindfolded ...
by Bonzo
Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:11 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy birthday gravknife!
Replies: 12
Views: 907

Re: Happy birthday gravknife!

Mr. Gravknife,

A belated happy birthday wish from Southern Oregon!

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: wally
Replies: 12
Views: 1424

Re: wally

Note: what's up with Bonzo's fascination with self pecker play? Eye sympathize with his difficulties in procuring willing female orfices due to his somewhat noticeable mis-shapen head, and his willingness to routinely attempt to charm the unawares by flaunting his only verified skills, stuttering, ...
by Bonzo
Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: wally
Replies: 12
Views: 1424

Re: wally

Mr. Sammy,

I sent some smoke signals his way. He most likely locked himself in the masterbatoreum again with the latest issue of Cosmopolitan at the home of The Very, Very Nervous...

Best regards,

Bonz
by Bonzo
Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: guests
Replies: 22
Views: 2083

Re: guests

Sorry to hear all that, Ian. And I thought California had repressive laws. Well they do but not like what you are going through. Old Blighty is not the place it once was.... Mr Natchery, I finally moved across state lines and set up shop in Oregon. Where openly buying and selling switchblades is le...
by Bonzo
Sat May 19, 2018 2:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ole Viking Update
Replies: 49
Views: 3833

Re: Ole Viking Update

Yes he did. I was feeling like I was falling forever and then this angel came out of nowhere and caught me. We are getting along great. It's almost scary but on the other hand I have a strong sense of comfort I haven't felt in a very long time, if at all. It's like I now have a sense of purpose and...
by Bonzo
Sat May 05, 2018 2:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ole Viking Update
Replies: 49
Views: 3833

Re: Ole Viking Update

Dave, Regarding your comment: "Trust me, I could use a little God in my life right now". Perhaps that is true and something you should consider. I don't pretend to have all the answers, but don't rule out faith based on the flawed human (as we all are ) who just left you. Don't grant her the power ...
by Bonzo
Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Helped the idjit
Replies: 22
Views: 1777

Re: Helped the idjit

What's more, if you pick the wrong toad to lick, it'll kill ya.... I'm with Sammy :mrgreen: Mr. Natcherly, I cannot understand why one would go through all the trouble of chasing down toxic toads to do the unthinkable. All the dangerous narcotics are readily available at the Greyhound station in Oa...