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FRANCE SUCKS!

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Fellow Forumites,

Time to boycott these asswipes (well, they don't even know how to do that). The USA and the Brit's have bailed these idiots out so many times it is unreal. We do we get in return? The bill! I say relocate the United Nations in Paris, and then the USA can get the hell out of that mess. The stupid shits don't know how to build a car, a knife, take a bath, or fight a war. Sorry if I offend anyone, but if it werent for us bailing them out, German would be their offical tongue. They sell reactors to Iraq and then turn their backs on us.

General Omar Bradley was right, 'The French never forgive a favor'

Had to vent.

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For the record they do make some nice switches.
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sure j-man, but i hear the springs are weak, just like their intestinal fortitude!
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Q, Why do the French plant trees on their streets?
Ans, So the Germans can march in the shade.
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:lol: big mistake chirac!

although canada's prime minister may not see eye to eye with bush, you can bet we'll be there to help with any and all resources we have (not much) no excuses!

- i say boycot quebec too! guilty by association!
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Post by Mr_Guano »

WARNING! lengthy post to follow!


Hmmmm I'm not sure wether I should butt in or not.
The americans are pissed, but I don't think the rest of the world
fully understand WHY they (you) are so pissed.
That's why so many countries in Europe are against war in Iraq.
If we could understand, the opinion would be different.

Fact: USA have been threatened and attacked on their own territory.
Reason to retaliate? Yes.

As for Norway; we are lazy asses who don't really wanna be involved
in anything besides killing whales and baby seals (not navy seals).
BUT we still have fighting forces in Afghanistan.
Many do not know that, but our fighter jets have been dropping bombs there.
I'm sure we'll give our (somewhat weak) support in Iraq too.

Our primo immediate respons platoon for international operations will not
be ready until this summer, but I feel confident that they will be on their way to support USA then.

As for me; I don't wanna take a firm stand pro or con.
I'm sure your President know more than me about the case, I'll let HIM decide for me!

Mr_G

I still like France though. Just throw out the french, and I'll go there.
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At one point in the 50s DeGaul [sp? but who cares] said "the unanswered question is, can America be relied on". UNANSWERED???? count the number of American "white crosses" in your country Charlie!!!!! I say next time we let them learn German, it's a better language anyway.
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Post by Teddy »

The Idea of chucking out the french and giving France to the Germans has a certain appeal .....I like it! :D

The French most certainly SUCK!! :evil:

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france SUX

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i'm an american, i would like to get us out of the UN.after WWII the U. S. rebuilt Fance and Russia, big mistake, the U.S. is always there when disaster strikes! everybody wants our help, "money" but when things go bad we are on our own! i don't like they way the country is run, all i can do is vote, i didn't vote for Bush! looks to me our only friend is Canada, as far as i'm concerned Britan can kiss our bums. i don't want a war, but personally i think it should have been taken care of by George senior. i didn't vote for him either! if other countrys aren't with us then they should go to France for forign aid!
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sammy da blade wrote: as far as i'm concerned Britan can kiss our bums.
That was a most unecessary comment......there are brits on this forum as you are well aware...all of whom as far as I know..are FULLY in favour of backing the US against Saddam.

Slightly irritated,
Teddy

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Have you considered applying your sweet little signiture more closely to home.
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Bonzo wrote:The stupid shits don't know how to build a car, a knife, take a bath, or fight a war
I've got a French car and it ain't that bad. However, Italian knives are surely better. ;)

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Mr. Arthas,

The thing I really hated about the Citreon is stopping every 30 feet to wind up the rubberband. Ray has one of those peddle cars. Ray stretegically brings granny along to push the peddles while he does the steering and drinks that awful MB and rocking out to Donny & Marie on his ghetto blaster. He's a prettyfartsmeller you know.


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Dear Bonzo,

I have a Renault, the rubberband lasts longer.

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kiss our bums

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that post was a mistake by me, i came across wrong, nothing against the british people. i'm sure your not happy with the way your country is run either! but seems to me the powers that be over there are backpeddeling. first they are with us now they are not so sure. i don't want a war, no one does. Iraq has had 12 years to disarm, looks like they need some help. another week or year will do no good! saddam will wait until the lats minute as he has done in the past! it's time to s#it or get of the pot!
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