BIDOT (SP)

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TRYKER
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BIDOT (SP)

Post by TRYKER » Thu Jun 18, 2020 1:04 pm

with all this lack of toilet paper going on people are installing bidot (sp). so of course the silver/grayer got the bright idea that she thinks we should get one. i said, whoa !!!we don't have enuff room in the bathroom for one. she says they have an add on unit and some are using the sprayers like on the kitchen sink. ok !!! so i'm think hmm, happy girlfriend,happy life ??? so i go out into the garage to see what i got in my stash of used treasures. well shit !!! that will do the trick so i gab it and install it before she got home from work.

YO.......SUGA BRITCHES, I GOT A SUPRIZE FOR YA.

so she goes in to try it out, and, i hear ungodly scream from the the indoor outhouse, i run to her aid. whats the matter, ARE YOU CRAZY !!!

i thought thats what you wanted. so i repurposed my wagner power sprayer !!!
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Re: BIDOT (SP)

Post by TazmanTom » Thu Jun 18, 2020 3:14 pm

Bidet. (Retired plumber)

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Re: BIDOT (SP)

Post by sammy the blade » Thu Jun 18, 2020 4:28 pm

Sounds like she got a deep cleansing, and didn't like it.

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Re: BIDOT (SP)

Post by rock-n-roll$$$$$$ » Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:31 pm

what a nice guy,lol.

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Re: BIDOT (SP)

Post by Billyfish » Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:29 am

Australian shower..
I laughed. (a lot)
Thanks.

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Re: BIDOT (SP)

Post by TazmanTom » Fri Jun 19, 2020 8:55 pm

Supposed to use warm water... Taz

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