Okay Who declared Feb22 Drive like an A- hole day!!!

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Okay Who declared Feb22 Drive like an A- hole day!!!

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Everywhere I have gone today has been full of A- hole drivers. Old, young it dosen't matter. Some day I'm gonna snap..... :twisted: :twisted:
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Why Missaman you did :shock: surely you remember one of the posts in the summer you clearly stated that Feb 22 is asshole driver day. I remember cause you were quite excited about it and couldn't wait for it to be here.
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I thought it was Feb 29 :shock: but this is the year for that :idea:
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And don't forget George Carlin's sage advice: "Never drive behind any man over 80 years old who's wearing a plaid cap with earflaps." I might actually bail out of a moving car if I see that coming.
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One day out of the year isn't to bad. Here in Montreal the A-HOLES are out 365 days. :evil:
I've snapped a few times and left some of these a-holes with 4 flats. At least they will be off the streets for a day or so. :twisted:
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Razor_54 wrote:One day out of the year isn't to bad. Here in Montreal the A-HOLES are out 365 days. :evil:
I've snapped a few times and left some of these a-holes with 4 flats. At least they will be off the streets for a day or so. :twisted:
Why can't they wait for Feb. 29 like good little a$$hole$ :?:
We could all stay home one day every four years and let them have at each other :idea:
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Post by Straydog 5247 »

Where I live WE have one shopping mall ! nothing else for miles around !
At 5PM daily every a$$hole driver in the state come here ! :evil: And you think ya'll got problums????? :wink:

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Every day is Feb. 22 in Seattle!

Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
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In Italy the most important ones to watch for are; the man wearing a hat whilst driving, anyone smoking a pipe (especially a woman), and anyone with the christian fish symbol on the back of the car.
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You guys haven't seen anything if you haven't been on an L.A. freeway at rush hour(s). Zero to 5 mph and then stop, then repeat again and again and........................ :?
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How can anybody drive crazy at 5 mph? The nuts we have here do it at 90! In the rain! It's absolutly unbelievable.

That y'all have horrible traffic, there's no dispute, but for sheer insanity we have to take that "honor". :roll:
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ATL,LA,,BOSTON,NY, all kid stuff,has anybody ever driven in seoul korea :?:
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I may get reamed for this, but around here, if you drive a buick, and especially if Im on the bike, I steer clear, because there is definitely an octagenerian aboard.
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don't feel left out! i'm the only asshole in Indiana that deserves a drivers licenes.
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Pushbutton wrote:Why Missaman you did :shock: surely you remember one of the posts in the summer you clearly stated that Feb 22 is asshole driver day. I remember cause you were quite excited about it and couldn't wait for it to be here.
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Ya but it at the time I was planning to stay home :roll:
Being that I have that kind of power I hereby decree Feb. 28th Send Missaman a bottle of Captian Morgan day...
We'll see how that one works out.
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