Does She or Doesn't She?

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Does She or Doesn't She?

Post by ILikeStilettos » Wed Apr 15, 2020 11:33 am

As a tall and very attractive young lady was passing a co-worker, he remarked, "Gee, you hair looks and smells wonderful today!"

She glared at him and immediately went to the HR office to file a sexual harassment claim.

The HR officer tried to calm her down. "What about his compliment did you find so offensive?"

"He's a f**kin' midget!"
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Re: Does She or Doesn't She?

Post by TRYKER » Wed Apr 15, 2020 1:24 pm


A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.

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Re: Does She or Doesn't She?

Post by sammy the blade » Wed Apr 15, 2020 3:18 pm

Good one Dave! Apparently she wasn't a shaver.

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Re: Does She or Doesn't She?

Post by Snickers » Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:38 am

Those are the moments I wish I was a midget. :D

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