Jane Fonda

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Fishtail Picklock
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Jane Fonda

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About the old Leftist fossil that's known as Jane Fonda:

Someone should tell her that Lip Gloss will not conceal oral hemorrhoids.
The skin remaining after her last facelift would make a nice lampshade.
Screaming about the fraud known as "Man-Made Climate Change" will not make her any more relevant
The last time I saw cheeks like hers, they were on an AKC prize-winning basset hound.
The Home For The Terminally Bewildered called to notify her that she left her psychotropic medications next to her bed.
The parking meter that takes pennies at the head of her bed needs to be renovated, and the bowl of condoms at the head of her bed needs refilling.
The tapeworm she brought back from her last visit to Vietnam is celebrating its 50th birthday. A nice card would be appropriate.
Her effort to be seen as "socially relevant" is about as effective as a vial of 90-year-old penicillin.
Her career is about as viable as a new venture would be for Elanor Roosevelt.
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