I called the butcher when I was eleven years old.

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Fishtail Picklock
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I called the butcher when I was eleven years old.

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I asked the Butcher, "Do you have pig's feet?" He said, "Yes we do." Then I asked, "Where do you buy your shoes?"
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Re: I called the butcher when I was eleven years old.

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Pigs don't wear shoes last I heard.
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I saw that coming.
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why would you want the shoes ta smell like pickle juice ???
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