My Cousin Carl

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Fishtail Picklock
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My Cousin Carl

Post by Fishtail Picklock » Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:22 pm

My cousin Carl's wife goes to see a Psychiatrist about her husband. She tells the Doctor, "He sleeps standing up, eats nothing but oats, and paws the ground when he wants attention." The Doctor tell her to bring Carl in next Thursday at 3:00 pm. She blurts out "I can't, he's running in the fourth race at Pimlico."
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