A man living 5 miles west of our tiny burg was arrested when he was seen chasing rabbits with an axe. Upon arriving at the County Sheriff's Office, the individual was charged with feloniously attempting to "split hares".
In other news, Orenthal James Simpson has filed his Last Will and Testament. Upon hid death, he wants to be "cryogenically suspended" (frozen) so that athletes and medical science can study his body. This isn't surprising, as we've had frozen OJ for many years. If he's still incarcerated, we'll have frozen OJ in the "jug".
There are some strange laws in our state...
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There are some strange laws in our state...
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" Orenthaw" James Simpson.
Not sure why that guy is even still taking up space.
Not sure why that guy is even still taking up space.
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I hope O J is getting it in his can!
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He may be getting a buddy soon if they convict Bill Cosby. A murderer and a serial rapist...hell of a duo.sammy da blade wrote:I hope O J is getting it in his can!
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I always liked Cosby, but I hope he gets what he deserves. If he can't buy his way out of it I really hope he gets enough time that he leaves in a box. Doubt he does though, I just don't know how anyone could do that.
thuggin -N- buggin, that's how i roll!