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more bad press for switches

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I opened the daily gutter press this morning to see a half page pic of a guy with what is described as a four inch blade FLICK knife sticking out the side of his head.From the photo,IF it is a switch it must be one of those new age knockoff clones,cause it don't look like any switch I got.The blade missed his brain by millemetres and he has made a full recovery.Sentence for piece of shit that stabbed him,2 years detention! :? Cheers the spotlight kid. 8)
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Sentence for piece of shit that stabbed him,2 years detention!

Hopefully as a "guest of the Queen".
[Here detention means a kid has to stay after school an extra hour as punishment. It's called incarceration if you're a guest of the state].
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SK, what is a flick knife?
thuggin -N- buggin, that's how i roll!
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Switchblade
[The English term]
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thanks mr Vagrant!
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Detention also means staying behind after schools out over here too.In this case it means 'detained at her majesty's pleasure!' 2 years in a young offenders prison for attempted murder with a banned weapon is a farce! :roll: Cheers the spotlight kid. 8)
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Bring back public floggings, that will act as a deterant [for lesser crimes]. They are still legal in Maryland but they haven't had one since the 50s.
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Vagrant wrote:Bring back public floggings, that will act as a deterant [for lesser crimes]. They are still legal in Maryland but they haven't had one since the 50s.

Mr. Vagrant,

Bring back the stockades. It would be very refreshing for me to go on down to the stockades and take a healthy hungover squirt complete with beef chunks and corn in one of those sorry assholes face.

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I think the punishment should fit the crime, so just stick something in the criminal's head and send him home. :?
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The Falcon wrote:I think the punishment should fit the crime, so just stick something in the criminal's head and send him home. :?
Bloody good idea...... a six-inch nail hammered into his forehead should act as a deterent. :wink:

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The same knife he used would be ideal. No need to clean it any, if it was good enough for his victim it's good enough for him.
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Post by DISTORTION »

:shock:

violence breeds more violence.

it seems that idiots breed more idiots as well. :(

:twisted: clawhammer is a better trauma-multiplier anyways,
you dont see alot of bad press on them. :wink:
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Post by butch »

True,and you can get one at any hardware store for 5 buck's.
It's better than getting your knife dirty.
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hi
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