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Re: Reality 101
I even gave him the info to get it from Computaters, who woulda cut him a good deal.
I walked a mile in my enemy's shoes.... And then I stole his shoes.
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Mr. heviarti,heviarti wrote:I even gave him the info to get it from Computaters, who woulda cut him a good deal.
I called and talked to Dan. He did NOT cut me a good deal...
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weird. I always get super deals from Dan.
I walked a mile in my enemy's shoes.... And then I stole his shoes.
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Thank God for the terminally stupid. JOB SECURITY!--- KM (Paramedic)
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Mr. KM (Paramedic),KMNREMTP wrote:Thank God for the terminally stupid. JOB SECURITY!--- KM (Paramedic)
Where the hell were YOU last Monday day when I tripped and took a dive into the nightstand and split my stUPid head open?
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Sorry to hear that Jerr, how bad did you bust up the night stand ?JerrBear wrote:Mr. KM (Paramedic),KMNREMTP wrote:Thank God for the terminally stupid. JOB SECURITY!--- KM (Paramedic)
Where the hell were YOU last Monday day when I tripped and took a dive into the nightstand and split my stUPid head open?
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Sorry,don't mean to laugh JerrBear. I saw a show a long time ago and this elderly man was put in a retirement home.JerrBear wrote:Mr. KM (Paramedic),KMNREMTP wrote:Thank God for the terminally stupid. JOB SECURITY!--- KM (Paramedic)
Where the hell were YOU last Monday day when I tripped and took a dive into the nightstand and split my stUPid head open?
He said I get sick and tired of the staff asking if I had a little fall...No I didn't have a little fall,I went ass over tea kettle!
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Mr. Tequiza,
I am mos' happy to report that after I wiped the blood off'n the nightstand it was as good as newness. Nightstand WON that round... HO! HO!
I can indentify with that - Was not a pretty sight, I'm sure!
I am mos' happy to report that after I wiped the blood off'n the nightstand it was as good as newness. Nightstand WON that round... HO! HO!
Mr. V,Viking45 wrote:...No I didn't have a little fall, I went ass over teakettle!
I can indentify with that - Was not a pretty sight, I'm sure!
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Very glad that you weren't hurt seriously Jerr, thought for a minute your new nickname was going to be DWNJerrBear wrote:Mr. Tequiza,
I am mos' happy to report that after I wiped the blood off'n the nightstand it was as good as newness. Nightstand WON that round... HO! HO!Mr. V,Viking45 wrote:...No I didn't have a little fall, I went ass over teakettle!
I can indentify with that - Was not a pretty sight, I'm sure!
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also very glad u weren't hurt seriously! and if you had called and there was any way possible that i could make it to ya, i'd come do everything i could for ya..... i like tha forum smartass, we need to keep him. so be careful.
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Dammit, Jerry, be careful! You're gonna end up like me if you ain't careful. My knee tends to go out at the worst possible time (usually going down stairs) and sooner or later it's gotta happen. The suspense is killin' me! No kidding Jerry, please be careful, other than the forums I don't have that many people I'd care to be associated with, so every one is important.
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Thanks for alla support, guys! It means a lot to me.
Actually, it served me right - I tripped over a pedestal fan stand that had no business being where some idjit ( ) put it. Fortunately, it was only my head that was damaged and not anything important or vital... HO! HO!
Mr.Tequiza,
I know I shouldn't axe, but what be "DWN?"
Actually, it served me right - I tripped over a pedestal fan stand that had no business being where some idjit ( ) put it. Fortunately, it was only my head that was damaged and not anything important or vital... HO! HO!
Mr.Tequiza,
I know I shouldn't axe, but what be "DWN?"
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Dances with nightstands, remember 86's DWCJerrBear wrote:Thanks for alla support, guys! It means a lot to me.
Actually, it served me right - I tripped over a pedestal fan stand that had no business being where some idjit ( ) put it. Fortunately, it was only my head that was damaged and not anything important or vital... HO! HO!
Mr.Tequiza,
I know I shouldn't axe, but what be "DWN?"
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers
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JerrBear wrote: Mr. Tequiza,
I know I shouldn't axe, but what be "DWN?"
Good one! Indeed I do! Not nearly as funnyness when it happens to MOI... HO! HO!tequiza wrote: Dances with nightstands, remember 86's DWC
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Re: Reality 101
Damn, is it time for us to keep a Medic Alert Pendant in our knive collections for when we've fallen and we can't get up
The only thing I take seriously in life is death but I haven't gotten there yet!