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Just thought I'd bring this up again in memory of Jerry. We would get new knives and send them back and forth to each other to check out. He sent me a box of stuff one time that wherever they came from wouldn't ship to California. Cost me over $30 to mail it to him and I told him no charge but he wasn't having none of that. Jerry was the Talkblade original gangster! Really miss that guy, one in a million!
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I think many of feel the same, Sammy. The ole bear and I found the predecessor to this forum at about the same time and corresponded a good bit. Thanks for the post.
Jim
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Yes I miss him to and many others who were friends here for years......
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Greetings, Mr. Sammy the blade-
AS a voluntary recipient of black and white TV comedies, I can synopsize that Mayor Stoner finally authorized a mandate to have Deputy Fife send his lone bullet halfway through Goober's ' head', a sentence decreed by 'Ange', the Justice of the Peace due to his silly hat and the trousers hiked up to his armpits (Judy Judy Judy)...
Meanwhile, Clara was caught giving Opie a trouser 'ropie', and Aunt Bea was aghast ! She finally found relief getting a 'shave' in Floyd's chair...
Also, whilst Gomer sings, Opie felt up Miss Crump, and Thelma Lou had to porch swing with Barney..
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
AS a voluntary recipient of black and white TV comedies, I can synopsize that Mayor Stoner finally authorized a mandate to have Deputy Fife send his lone bullet halfway through Goober's ' head', a sentence decreed by 'Ange', the Justice of the Peace due to his silly hat and the trousers hiked up to his armpits (Judy Judy Judy)...
Meanwhile, Clara was caught giving Opie a trouser 'ropie', and Aunt Bea was aghast ! She finally found relief getting a 'shave' in Floyd's chair...
Also, whilst Gomer sings, Opie felt up Miss Crump, and Thelma Lou had to porch swing with Barney..
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
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Bet Opie went home with a BIG smile on his face! Wonder if the Boy Scouts earn a badge for that?
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Wonder if Barny ever tapped Thelma Lou. Probably busted in her hand.
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I'd be willing to bet Thelma Lou enjoyed more than an "afternoon" with the boys.
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Mayberry crime update It has been a while and we just can't let the venerable Imitation Horn thread languish. Directly from my town paper (published three times per week):
Suspicious Vehicle. The Forsyth County Sheriffs Office responded to a residence on Blackmoor Rd. in regard to a suspicious vehicle complaint. According to the FCSO incident report, the caller's daughter allegedly reported seeing a suspicious vehicle in front of her residence.
Animal Bite. The Forsyth County Sheriffs Office responded to a residence on Birch Lane in regard to an animal bite complaint. According to the FCSO incident report, the caller claims to have been bitten by a cat.
Obscenity. The Forsyth County Sheriffs Office responded to Martin Trails Circle in regard to an obscenity complaint. According to the FCSO incident report, a subject allegedly posted a picture of genitals on social media.
Trouble With Neighbor.The Forsyth County Sheriffs Office responded to a residence on Wendy Ct. in regard to a trouble with neighbor complaint. According to the FCSO incident report, the caller was concerned with a neighbor taking pictures.
Jim
Suspicious Vehicle. The Forsyth County Sheriffs Office responded to a residence on Blackmoor Rd. in regard to a suspicious vehicle complaint. According to the FCSO incident report, the caller's daughter allegedly reported seeing a suspicious vehicle in front of her residence.
Animal Bite. The Forsyth County Sheriffs Office responded to a residence on Birch Lane in regard to an animal bite complaint. According to the FCSO incident report, the caller claims to have been bitten by a cat.
Obscenity. The Forsyth County Sheriffs Office responded to Martin Trails Circle in regard to an obscenity complaint. According to the FCSO incident report, a subject allegedly posted a picture of genitals on social media.
Trouble With Neighbor.The Forsyth County Sheriffs Office responded to a residence on Wendy Ct. in regard to a trouble with neighbor complaint. According to the FCSO incident report, the caller was concerned with a neighbor taking pictures.
Jim
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Could be worse, at least Andy hasn't caught Barny and ain't Bea out behind the barn, yet.
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A true crime wave Jim........
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We have more crime on my country block and that's only a dozen houses. As far as a newspaper, I'm not sure if they even print one anymore.
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For those that may be new here, this thread not only generated a lot of posts, but also gave rise to its own forum knives. Here are some photos of mine.
Does anyone else have photos of theirs?
Jim
Does anyone else have photos of theirs?
Jim
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That one was a couple years before I joined.