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That sounds like my ex.
All body with an empty head!

How does a blonde turn the light on after sex? she opens the car door.

mister re-man wrote:what do you get when you stand a naked blonde on her head ?


a brunette with bad breath.

Happy birthday teddy!I'll try to get my credit card info for you if I can get my card's away from my wife.

Butch.

why do blondes only date guys who drive cars with tilt steering?
Because there's more head room.

No offense taken Mr.jerrbear we're all big boy's hear I can take the joking.I dont know anybody here very well yet but when I do ill be getting into the joking more.
I dont want to offend anybody.

Butch

lorenzen- no stiletto is ment to be a work knife. They are made for self defense or collecting as are most narrow blade knives. A stiletto will not withstand everyday heavyduty use and abuse. Ive got a quite a few of them myself no tactical stilettos though. I forgot to add that they are cool lookin...

be'ing out of school for 20 year's or more like sammydablade said I forgot alot of what I was taught.
Also being disabled and not able to work I havnt done much letter writting to keep brushed up on punctuation as far as spelling Ive always screwed up with that.

Butch

you got that right,when I post i'm in a hurry cause I dont get much time to begin with so that makes matter's worse.
As long as people understand my post that's what count's.
But I still need to slow down a bit.

Butch.

thanx mr.falken for yor onustee!

ok ok!

I know I keep screwing around with the punctuation marks but is my spelling realy that bad?
Man I knew I should have paid attention to what my teacher was saying instead of looking at her legs.

Butch

A cop come's to the seen of an accident where a blonde has crash'ed her car. The cop ask'ed ,What happen'ed mam? The blonde replied well afficer I swerved to avoid hitting a tree. Then there another tree,so I swerved again and there was yet another tree,the cop interuped and said mam there's not a ...

The fire department rush's to a city skyscraper that is engulf'ed in flame's. There was a brunette trapp'ed on the tenth floor. The fireman said jump we'll catch you in the blanket. So,she jump'ed,the firemen pulled the blanket away. Next a redhead come's to the window they said jump,we'll catch you...

A cop come's to the seen of an accident where a blonde has crash'ed her car. The cop ask'ed ,What happen'ed mam? The blonde replied well afficer I swerved to avoid hitting a tree. Then there another tree,so I swerved again and there was yet another tree,the cop interuped and said mam there's not a ...